Comments | paralyzing_time: you + me = you/me

paralyzing_time

you + me = you/me

Jan 12, 2010 20:55

you + me = you/me
paralyzing_time
smut, fluff; nc-17; kyuhae
1699 words
kyuhyun is good at math. donghae needs some help. AU
warnings: faily!smut, tons of puns, cheesiness
notes: BECAUSE I KNEW KYUHYUN’S MATH IDIOCY GENIUS WOULD BE OF USE TO ME ONE DAY. 8D ...I SWEAR THIS WAS HELPING ME STUDY FOR MY GEOMETRY FINAL. my first smut please excuse fail and rushing and ( Read more... )

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iheartsungmin May 3 2010, 01:07:12 UTC

HOT KYUHAE SMUT IS HOT

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I found this today, and it's too hot to not comment ;D

YAY DONGHAE LEARNED! 8DDD
I LOVE his "acute traingle = Kyu" <3333
Corny but really cute/sweet/very Hae-ish XD

I still hate Math. But from now on whenever I think of Geometry, I will snicker and remember this fic! ;O

paralyzing_time May 5 2010, 00:25:56 UTC

why thank you 8D

hae is corny XD which is why i put it in~

i still hate math too, dun worry :3

elliebear128 May 7 2010, 11:15:17 UTC

THIS. IS. AWESOME. Math is awesome. And I NEVER say that. I'm a late fan commenting!

I can totally see how this would help you "study" for geometry...how about writing up another one the next time you have an exam coming up? Like for history...um, the history of their sex life? In very close and precise detail, of course. historians have that sort of standard, ya know :D

paralyzing_time May 7 2010, 20:14:21 UTC

XD oh ho ho, why thank you~

come to think of it... i do have a history exam coming up next thursday... i'll think about it :3

elliebear128 May 9 2010, 06:02:10 UTC

lol. Well isn't a lot of history about conquering and ravaging. I think kyuhae could def be squished in between those two words. :D j.k.~

paralyzing_time May 9 2010, 18:11:48 UTC

there were certainly a lot of fights for domination ;)

saltandpepper22 May 27 2010, 18:12:06 UTC

I THINK I'M GONNA SURVIVE THROUGH GEOMETRY THIS YEAR BECAUSE OF THIS.
The way I think of Math now is so sexy. :)) Not to mention perverted, but who cares. LOL.

I wish KyuHae were MY math teachers... I bet Math would be my favorite subject. =)))))))))))) LOOOOL.

paralyzing_time May 27 2010, 22:13:46 UTC

XDDDD geometry is ALMOST over for me, just two more days! ><

i want them to be MY tutors~ ;)

saltandpepper22 May 30 2010, 15:59:10 UTC

Good for yoouuuu! ^_^ You can do it~

YEEEEESSS KYUHYUN + DONGHAE + MATH = SPAZZINGSEXYMATHTIME. XD LMAO.

bffimagine August 12 2010, 04:20:26 UTC

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THIS SO IMMA KEYSMASH FOR A LITTLE BIT alksjdflasjkflaskjdflakjwreoiraoihsldkfldnaklmsxcpiwaojer!!!

Okay so I am the hugest nerd on the planet and arithmetic is definitely one of my weapons of math instruction. I less than three'd this so hard I can't even begin to describe how much I loved this. Like, if I made a graph of this fic and how much I loved it, as x-->infinity, y--->more than infinity. Even when x--->negative infinity, y--->more than infinity. Yeah. I love it that much.

Thank you for sharing! <3

paralyzing_time August 21 2010, 04:46:34 UTC

math is my worst subject. xD and that is a whole lotta love right there, haha. thank you for the very flattering comment! :3