Survey whore is I... and this one is exceptionally long..
Body: ABOUT YOU
1.Your full name: Brian Russell Steven Ziggy MacArthur O'Riley Johnson III
2.Age: 23
3.Height: 6'
4.Natural hair colour: Red
5.Eye colour: Hazel-ish
6.Number of siblings: 1
7.Glasses/contacts?: Glasses
8.Piercings: 0
9.Tattoos: 2
10.Braces?: Had.. ironically they kind of ruined my teeth.. that and all the meth, I suppose.
FAVOURITE
11.Colour: Green
12.Band: Down, Pink Floyd, Beatles, Lamb of God, Slayer, Pantera, Tool, Black Keys, Ween, Queens of Stone Age, Lanegan... etc. etc..
13.Song: Too many to choose.
14.Stuffed animal: pig <-- Or a moose.
15.Video game: Lately I'm hooked on Sims 2, Doom 3, and FF7. :D
16.TV show: Futurama, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Oblongs... anything on Adult Swim, that's about all I watch on TV.
17.Movie: Devil's Rejects, Shaun of the Dead, SLC Punk, Donnie Darko..
18.Book: I like to read lots of weird philosophical stuff.
19.Food: Italian..
20.Game on a cell phone: Araknoid! But do they call it, though.. Brick Attack or something dumb like that..
21.CD cover: Sepultura's "Arise" is a great one.. Hendrix's "Axis: Bold as Love" is classic.. About any Pink Floyd cover.. or Slayer cover.. Zeppelin's "Houses of the Holy".. Rolling Stones' "Goats Head Soup".. I'll stop now, cuz I could write a novel..
23.Flower: Salvia Divornium. :)
24.Scent: Alcohol.. gasoline.. smoke.. you know how your cig fingers smell when they turn brownish-yellow?
25.Animal: Moose. Platypus.
26.Comic book: JTHM!
27.Cereal: cinnamon toast crunch
28.Website: Eh. LJ, Myspace, onewhiskey.. Homestarrunner, Fat-pie, Maddox.
29.Cartoon: See number 16.
DO YOU
30.Play an instrument?: Guitar, bass and harmonica!
31.Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: No.
32.Like to sing?: When I've been drinking.
33.Have a job?: Sort of.
34.Have a cell phone?: Yeh.
35.Like to play sports?: Nah
36.Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Negative.
37.Have a crush on someone?: Not really.
38.Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: Nope
39.Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Yeah, actually.. though only 3 are like... used.
40.Have any special talents/skills?: I have a deformed chest.. I can belly-dance.. I can bend over backwards..
41.Excercise daily?: Like once a week, if even.
42.Like school?: I'm not in school.
CAN YOU
43.Sing the alphabet backwards?: Yeah right.
44.Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Perhaps, I have versatile feet.
45.Speak any other languages?: No, Nein, non.
46.Go a day without food?: Often
47.Stay up for more than 24 hours?: Oh man.. I've gone weeks..
48.Read music, not just tabs?: No..
49.Roll your tongue?: Yeh.
50.Eat a whole pizza?: If I'm hungry enough.
HAVE YOU EVER
51Snuck out of the house?: No, I just left.
52.Cried to get out of trouble?: No.
53.Gotten lost in your city?: Not overly.. I've spaced out and missed turns all the time.
54.Seen a shooting star?: Don't ya know that you are.
55.Been to any other countries besides the united states?: Not yet.
56.Had a serious surgery?: Nah.
57.Stolen something important to someone else?: Nope.
58.Solved a rubiks cube?: I spent days trying to solve one of those fucking things once... never again!
59.Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Went to work in my underwear..
60.Cried over a girl?: Yeh.
61.Cried over a boy?: Yeh... cuz he died.
62.Kissed a random stranger?: Yeh.
63.Hugged a random stranger?: Yup.. Ahh.. Ozzfest pre-party is the best..
64.Been in a fist fight?: Mmhmm..
65.Been arrested?: A few times..
66.Done drugs?: What do you think..
67.Had alcohol?: Ja.
68.Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Have someone say something funny while you're taking a shot, and have THAT come out your nose.. wow, does it burn.
69.Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Nein.
70.Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: Probably... I've gone to work on my days off.. clocked in, started working for about an hour before someone realized I wasn't supposed to be there.
71.Swore at your parents?: Often.. not in a bad way, though.
72.Been to warped tour?: No, Ozzfest is better.
73.Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Probably.
74.Been in love?: Yeh.
75.Been close to love?: Yeh.
76.Been to a casino?: Yup.
77.Ran over an animal and killed it?: On acid, no less.
78.Broken a bone?: Yeh.
79.Gotten stitches?: Yes...
80.Had a waterballoon fight in winter?: Who does that!?
81.Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?: I'd spend the next two hours on the toilet..
82.Made homemade muffins?: And mashed potatoes!!
83.Bitten someone?: Probably.
84.Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: No.
85.More than 5 times?: no
86.Been to niagra falls? Nope.
87.Burped in someones face?: Daily.
88.Gotten the chicken pox?: Yes.
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
89.Brushed your teeth: Few hours ago..
90.Went to the bathroom: See above.
91.Saw a movie in theaters: Jeez... it was "Old School" on my... 18th birthday? I think.
92.Read a book: It's been awhile.
93.Had a snow day: A what?
94.Had a party: Big party... around X-mas/new years.. When I had the extensive suite for two days... smashed the whole time... good times..
95.Had a slumber party: Uh... if people coming over, getting drunk and passing out counts.. happens a lot..
96.Made fun of someone: All the time.
97.Tripped in front of someone: All the time.
98.Went to the grocery store: Just got cigs and a propel a bit ago..
99.Got sick: I made some bad hamburger helper about a week ago and hurked it up.
100.Cursed: Fuck fuck fuck... mother mother fuck.. mother fuck fuck... mother fuck mother fuck noinch noinch noinch. :)
PICK ONE
101.Fruit/vegetables: I tend to eat more veggies, actually..
102.Black/white: Black
103.Lights on/lights off: Off
104.TV/movie: Movie
105.Car/truck: Car
106.Body spray/lotion: Body Spray
107.Cash/check: Cash
108.Pillows/blankets: Blanket
109.Headache/stomach ache: I usually have both, at any given moment.
110.Paint/charcoal: Paint
111.Chinese food/mexican food: chinese
112.Summer/winter: Summer
113.Snow/rain: rain
114.Fog/misty: Fog
115.Rock/rap: rock
116.Meat/vegetarian: Meat.
117.Boy/girl: girl
118.Chocolate/vanilla: twist
119.Sprinkles/icing: sprinkles
120.Cake/pie: Cake... hahaha...
121.French toast/french fries: French Fries
123.Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries
124.Ocean/swimming pool: Ocean is more scenic.. but further away..
125.Hugs/kisses: Hand-jobs.
126.Cookies/muffins: Muffins!
127.p33n/bewbz: urmom lololo pwnd f0g
128.Wallet/pocket: Uh... wallet in my pocket?
129.Window/door: Cellar door.
130.Emo/goth: Goth.
131.Pink/purple: Purple
132.Cat/dog: Dog.. somehow I just hate cats.
133.Long sleeve/short sleeve: Short.
134.Pants/shorts: Giant radioactive rubber pants!
135.Winter break/spring break: Spring Break
136.Spring/autumn: Autumn is good tripping season... time.. colours and stuff.
137.Clouds/clear sky: Clear Sky
138.Moon/mars: Moon... with a giant halo around it.. friend and I saw it one night.. no one else did.. and no one believes us! And we've never seen it since.
FRIENDSHIP
139.How many friends do you have?: Some.
140.What are their names?: They know who they are.
141.Do you have a best friend?: Either Ben, Phil or Mikey... Phil's in jail, though..
142.Have you ever liked one of your friends?: Yeh.
143.Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?: It's about even.
144.Have you ever lost a friend?: plenty
145.Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?: Tradition to go to Valleyfair baked as hell the day after Ozzfest.
146.Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?: Too many to mention... the whole Steven thing sticks out the most.. if you do something dumb, you're a Steven.. if you're completely retarded, you're a Green Steve.. don't ask.
147.Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?: Not really.
148.Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?: I dunno. Gotten them free drugs?
149.Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?: Gotten me free drugs!
150.Do you miss any of your old friends?: Yeh.
151.What friend have you known the longest?: Cort and Mike.. about.. 8 or 9 years now.. I forget.
152.Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?: Not really.. water under the bridge, man.
153.If so, what is it?: N/A
154.How often do you spend time with your friends?: Whenever I see them.
155.Do any of your friends drive?: Most all do.
156.Has a friend of yours ever died?: Yes, a few.
157.Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?: The time Ben, Phil and I camped out by some lake... Phil and I found a pair of really fat clothes.. so big that me and him both fit into the one outfit.. we were the two-headed four-footed fat guy who haunted the lake.. and we fell into the water and almost drowned... Or maybe that time the three of us got a sticky penis toy from a porn store... and we hung it from the ceiling fan from some fishing line and watched it bounce around the room for like four hours... we do a lot of really stupid things.
158.What do you think your friends think of you?: They seem to look up to me in a way, cuz I'm one of the oldest.. though I rarely act like it.
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
161.Have you ever been in love?: Yeh.
162.If you have, with who?: Kristen. She left me for college.. I left her for drugs.
163.Are you single?: Yeh.
164.Are you in a relationship?: Nope, hence.. the single thing.
165.If so, for how long?: Heh.. since anything serious.. it's been years.
166.Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: Of course.
167.What is your idea of the best date?: Get fucked up, wander around, do something stupid.
168.What was your first kiss like?: I was in fifth grade.. my mom's alcoholic friend ran out and kissed me in the playground cuz... she was drunk and pissed cuz I made them wait awhile. Hahaha. Don't know if that counts, but hey.
169.How old were you when you got your first kiss?: How old is fifth grade... 10?
170.Do you think love is a load of shit?: It can be. A lot of it I don't like... especially the part with the beans..
171.Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?: Sex on a beach on mushrooms.
172.If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: Yes.
173.Have you ever been dumped?: Yeh.
174.Have you ever dumped someone?: Yeh.
175.WHERED 175 GO!?! Got eaten by a synthetic beaver on a magical surfboard.
I....
198.am: Bored.
199.want: Bottle of bourbon.
200.need: A smoke
201.crave: Some shrooms or a good upper..
202.love: Stuff
203.hate: Things
204.did: Lite a cig.
205.feel: Like I have to piss soon.
206.miss: Having a party house.
207.am annoyed by: Bugs. Where are they coming from!?
208.would rather: Be not sober..
209.am tired of: Sobriety.
210.will always: Be a burnout.
SILLY STUFF
211.What is your favourite genre of music?: Rock
212.What time is it now?: Six fiddy pee em.
213.What day is it?: Saturday
214.Whens the last time you called someone?: Called Ben the other day.
215.How much money do you have right now?: On me... just some spare change. I'm poor.
216.Are you hungry?: Not really.
217.Whatcha doin?: doing this ridiculously long survey <-- Seriously.
218.Do you like parades?: If they're trippy.
219.Do you like the moon?: Full moons.. and when it has a giant halo.. it looked like there was a huge spaceship and the moon was like... the light in the middle... it really happened! It wasn't just cuz we were baked.. we both saw it.. so it really happened.
220.What are you going to do when youre done with this?: take a shower <-- And a piss.
221.Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?: Not really.
222.If you could have any magical power what would it be?: Stop time.
223.Have you ever had a picnic?: Does getting baked in the woods and eating burritos count?
224.Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young? Eh?
225.What about sock em boppers?: Wha?
226Are you wearing any socks right now?: No. I got barefoot a lot.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
227.funny?: Somewhat.
228.pretty?: Not really.
229.sarcastic?: Very.
230.lazy?: Very.
231.hyper?: Nah.
23.2friendly?: I suffer from "Doormat Syndrome" at times.
233.evil?: Of course.
234.smart?: In some ways.
235.strong?: See above.
236.talented?: Eh. Depends.
237.dorky?: Very.
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
238.high: Phil
239.skip: Phil
240.dance: Stacy
241.lonely: Ben. His bro's in jail and his best friend left town. Poor guy.
242.pen: Tom.. he liked to do hot rails..
243.flower: Dunno.. Heather?
244.window: Mikey
245.psycho: Jenn
246.brain freeze: Benji
247.orange: Pat
248.sassy: Theresa
249.jelly: Dimples
FOR OR AGAINST
250.suicide: Depends.
251.love: For
252.drunk drivers: I've done it.. often.. but I don't approve.
253.airplanes: For
254.war: Against
255.canada: For
256.united states: for
257.rock music: For
258.gay marriage: For
259.school: Against.. I hate school.
260.surveys: For
261.parents: for
262.cars: for
263.killing: Depends.
264.britney spears: Very against.
265.coffee: For
266.pants: For
WOULD YOU EVER
267.Sky dive?: Yeah.
268.Play strip poker?: Have often.
269.Run away?: Not run away so much as just become a drifter.
270.Curse at a teacher?: Probably.
271.Not take a shower for a week?: Hahahahaha. Phil and I used to try to outgo each other.
272.Ask someone out?: Yeh.
273.Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: Nah.
274.Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: I'd like to live in a foreign country..
275.Go scuba diving?: Yeh.
276.Write a book?: I've started many, I always get bored halfway through.
277.Become a rockstar?: Hopefully someday. :)
278.Have casual sex?: Yeh.
LAST QUESTIONS
279.What shampoo do you use?: Herbal Essence
280.Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?: Last... summer/fall.. I'm such a recluse.
281.What kind of computer do you have?: Now, it's some sort of Dell.. but I have a Gateway downstairs, but it doesn't have internet.
283.What grade are you in?: Not.
284.Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: no
285.Or just make out?: That annoys me.
286.How many posters do you have in your room?: Yeah.. BIG posters.. Grateful Dead, Jim Morrison.. Guilty Pleasure (Band I made up.. 6' poster, drew and painted myself, woo!). Slayer.. NiN.. Jay and Silent Bob..
287.How many cds do you have?: Few short of a thousand.
288.What time is it now?: Seven pee'um
289.How much gold did you have to start with? None.
290.How much do you have now? See above.
FINALLY.