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Was going to rent a movie, but remembered that we have Dottie's season 3 of Coupling!!!!!
Hurrah!
Patrick : That's your foreplay tip? Socks?
Jeff : Many men have fallen through the sock gap Patrick. Under the sexual arena of earthly delight, there lurks a deadly pit of socks.
Jeff : My advice is to get them off right after your shoes and before your trousers... that's the sock gap. Miss it and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman with let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.
Susan : Can we please talk about this pregnancy without bringing up John Hurt?
Steve : No man can do that!
Jeff : I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding. Besides, you give breasts the power of independent thought and the next thing that happens they don't get on.
Jeff : She's leaving the country... she doesn't speak English... I insulted her friend's breasts... and she thinks I collect women's ears in a bucket.
Jane : I don't know. I've just felt really horny lately. Let me tell you, if there weren't so many guys after me, you two would be in trouble.
Sally : God, I don't think I could ever sleep with another woman. What if she had a smaller bottom than me?
Susan : Excuse me! I'm on tape in my ex-boyfriend's closet, very nude and very pornographic. Where does bottoms fit in on the crisis scale?
Sally : Bottoms are their own crisis scale. It's just amazing how they follow you, but keep growing and growing and growing. I bet mine's having a secret snacking right now.
Steve : Look, it is not physically possible for a man to know what a woman wants. Which is very unfair. Because you always know what we want.
Patrick : Yeah, because we always have the common decency to only ever want one thing. And do you ever thank us for making it so simple? Never.
Jane : Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.
Sally : You've always got to send a man a book when you split up, to prove how you're a caring, giving person, and how they're going to die in a pit of their own filth.
Susan : Well, you know what it's like at the start, when they're all fiery-eyed, and eager, and they haven't seen you naked yet. And it's like he's smashing at your door with his mighty battering ram. And he's promising to ravish you forever. So you brace yourself for man overload, and throw open the doors, and what do you find standing there? An oversized toddler who wants his dinner. And before you can say, "There's been a terrible mistake," he's snoring on your sofa, the fridge is full of empty bottles and the whole place smells of feet.
Susan, to Jane: I'm not in the habit of charming snakes, I just try to tolerate you
Hurrah!
Patrick : That's your foreplay tip? Socks?
Jeff : Many men have fallen through the sock gap Patrick. Under the sexual arena of earthly delight, there lurks a deadly pit of socks.
Jeff : My advice is to get them off right after your shoes and before your trousers... that's the sock gap. Miss it and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman with let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.
Susan : Can we please talk about this pregnancy without bringing up John Hurt?
Steve : No man can do that!
Jeff : I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding. Besides, you give breasts the power of independent thought and the next thing that happens they don't get on.
Jeff : She's leaving the country... she doesn't speak English... I insulted her friend's breasts... and she thinks I collect women's ears in a bucket.
Jane : I don't know. I've just felt really horny lately. Let me tell you, if there weren't so many guys after me, you two would be in trouble.
Sally : God, I don't think I could ever sleep with another woman. What if she had a smaller bottom than me?
Susan : Excuse me! I'm on tape in my ex-boyfriend's closet, very nude and very pornographic. Where does bottoms fit in on the crisis scale?
Sally : Bottoms are their own crisis scale. It's just amazing how they follow you, but keep growing and growing and growing. I bet mine's having a secret snacking right now.
Steve : Look, it is not physically possible for a man to know what a woman wants. Which is very unfair. Because you always know what we want.
Patrick : Yeah, because we always have the common decency to only ever want one thing. And do you ever thank us for making it so simple? Never.
Jane : Friendship's more lasting than love, and more legal than stalking.
Sally : You've always got to send a man a book when you split up, to prove how you're a caring, giving person, and how they're going to die in a pit of their own filth.
Susan : Well, you know what it's like at the start, when they're all fiery-eyed, and eager, and they haven't seen you naked yet. And it's like he's smashing at your door with his mighty battering ram. And he's promising to ravish you forever. So you brace yourself for man overload, and throw open the doors, and what do you find standing there? An oversized toddler who wants his dinner. And before you can say, "There's been a terrible mistake," he's snoring on your sofa, the fridge is full of empty bottles and the whole place smells of feet.
Susan, to Jane: I'm not in the habit of charming snakes, I just try to tolerate you