Carrie: No matter how far you travel and how much you run from things, can you ever really escape your past?
Carrie: One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat.
Carrie: Someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat.
Miranda: That's moral relativism.
Carrie: I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.
Carrie: Big's leaving his wife!
[All girls gasp]
Carrie: He got drunk and told me at the furniture show
Miranda: What was he doing at a furniture show?
Carrie: Drinkin' and leaving his wife!
Carrie: I was told there'd be no clowns - nothing scarier than a clown.
Carrie: Men may have invented fire, but women learned how to play with it.