Real college friends are the ones who will stroll merrily with you through bucketfuls of rain, allowing themselves to get soaked through and singing showtunes.

Also, the ones who will tackle you in a bouncy castle.

Today's my birthday. I'm eighteen now.

- Hey, I was wondering if you had plans for--holy crap, what happened to your apartment?
- I filled it with playpen balls!
- I...what? Why?
- Because we're grown-ups now, and it's our turn to decide what that means.

Office of Admissions
Any College
Wherever, U.S.A.

Dear Any College:

Having now reviewed the many rejection letters received in the last few weeks, it is with great regret that I must inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection at this time.

While I realize that, whatever you might read after that first sentence may be of little consolation, I ( Read more... )

I completely forgot to mention that I got into college. Twice, actually.

Drew University offered me almost $15,000/year to go there, and Ithaca College offered me $6,000.

Yay for not failing at life completely!!!!! Worst case scenario, I have somewhere to go next fall. This is lovely, as I was entirely certain that I wasn't getting in ANYWHERE.

- Technology makes for bad necks ( Read more... )

Yup, still glowing.

CONGRATULATIONS TO DANA ON GETTING INTO COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON.

And I think I hate her for knowing where she's going and being completely done.

I HAVE BEEN HIRED AS A THEATRE JC AT BUCK'S ROCK FOR THE SUMMER OF 2007.

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED.

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY.

I HAVE BEEN SHRIEKING LIKE AN ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES NOW.

Saddam Hussein is dead now, but I don't feel any safer.

THING NUMBER ONE:

I got a job!!!! The guy who recorded my college cd (those songs Ben posted on his LJ and facebook) called me today and said he really loved my voice and he wants me as a session vocalist. That means that when he needs someone to do backup vocals or a commercial thing, he calls me, and I go over there to record it for him and his ( Read more... )