Valentines Day and all that

[paranoiaclub]

So, I popped into Tescos on the way home last night to pick up a few odds and ends. As usual it was heaving. I was in the queue for the till and the guy in front of me was reeking of booze (bear in mind this was just after 5pm) and clutching a bunch of bedraggled flowers and a box of Ferrero Rocher. He turned to me and said 'I've been drinking all

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[sparkle]

Oh lovely. He sounds like a real catch!

[meanmartini]

I shuddered just reading that :/
xxx