Marrie me?

[paranoidandroid]

I got an email today from a dart/dartboard website a bit like this:

Comments

[seattleforge]

This is the best LJ entry I've seen in ages. It's just a shame no one reads it.

[paranoidandroid]

Wow - things must have got bad!

[seattleforge]

I just think people have drifted off to Facebook, etc..

[tabby_of_doom]

i dunt se whut the problim is.

[paranoidandroid]

You're a wag! ;)

what ever happened to spell check?

[honeyrider]

maybe one of my 12 year old students has a part time job designing for a dart manufacturer. ;)

i'm pretty lax with writing conventions (hello, lack of capitalization!) but even i would be reluctant to embark on a lustrous life-long adventure with someone whose proposal involved "marrie me" paraphernalia.

Re: what ever happened to spell check?

[paranoidandroid]

There really is a lot of it going about (unless Google is lying to me) - so I did start to wonder if there's song or film or something that's started this.

[tweezlebum]

What troubles me even more than the spelling is that they're offering special pricing when one orders more than 20 sets....

[paranoidandroid]

I have this image of someone throwing darts into a board as a method of choosing a future husband/wife: number 5 will you marrie me? no? okay. number 12 will you marrie me? no? okay... Ad Infinitum. :)

So I guess you might need twenty sets then!

[tweezlebum]

Haha, indeed! I imagine someone in a pub passing them around with completely unfounded optimism... ;)