Comments | paranoidcreator: 000.005 THE DUDE ABIDES.

paranoidcreator

000.005 THE DUDE ABIDES.

Jun 09, 2011 21:32

[The dude needs no introduction. He's simply there, in a bathrobe and boxers and a big pair of sunglasses.]

...Okay guys.

Everybody chill out.

I'm looking for a rug.

If you see a rug. Tell me.

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bybloodandhonor June 10 2011, 04:52:38 UTC

Well if you're lookin' for a rug, I think I'm standing on one right now.

paranoidcreator June 10 2011, 05:51:14 UTC

...does it tie the room together?

[beat]

No. That still counts.

bybloodandhonor June 10 2011, 05:55:50 UTC

Does it tie the room together? Well, I don't know I'm not a great judge of that sort of thing, but it looks nice. Very thick.

paranoidcreator June 10 2011, 06:03:37 UTC

...is it..

[He's thinking.]

Red?

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batmanschmatman June 10 2011, 04:54:41 UTC

Why?

paranoidcreator June 10 2011, 06:00:58 UTC

Because I need to find it man.

batmanschmatman June 10 2011, 06:02:22 UTC

Why?

paranoidcreator June 10 2011, 06:04:18 UTC

...because man! It ties the room together.

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scarlet_discord June 10 2011, 05:06:34 UTC

There's one over here in the Common Room, where are you?

paranoidcreator June 10 2011, 06:02:15 UTC

...some dude's room. Got a lot of cool video games.

scarlet_discord June 10 2011, 06:15:10 UTC

OK, ok. [How stoned is this guy and is he sharing?] There are like, a zillion rooms. You tell me the room and floor number and I'll make with a rug.

future_games June 10 2011, 06:47:02 UTC

...Why do you need a rug?

WE BELIEVE IN NOSSING! wichita_kansas June 10 2011, 13:00:01 UTC

It hard to chill out when everyone's going crazy. People are eating people! It's way gross!