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[paranoidfloyd]

My thanksgiving has been totally anus, and here's why -- ready, 123 E.Coli. That's right motherfuckers, E. Coli

Comments

[discoteiser]

E. Coli? That's what you get for eating meat! Get well soon though. I'm sure it won't damage your unrelenting horniness.

[paranoidfloyd]

it already HAS :(

[precipitate]

oh my god tal i fucking love you this made me laugh out loud

[paranoidfloyd]

haha the whole thing is that I didn't even write it - my friend wrote it mimicking me! haha :d

[precipitate]

hahaha whatever, best entry status

[paranoidfloyd]

yaya so glad! I must tell him :p

[fabluelous]

:O Oh my goodness!

I don't know much about E.Coli. Actually, I know nothing except it has to do with meat. What are the symptoms/problems?

Hope you're better soon!!!! <3

[paranoidfloyd]

no it doesn't have to do with meat actually, it's just from general filth.

right now, my symptoms are anything you can care to think of (hint: look up the effects of cipro, that'll tell you :p)

[adidi]

oooh. sorry!

*offers you a huglet*

and who's this chris character, eh? eh? *prods you*

[paranoidfloyd]

only the LOVE OF MY LIFE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN.

heehee, he is, but he lives far away. shoot me now.

[cracked_lcd318]

Eeeeek! tal, how the fuck do you get e coli!? jeepers!

[paranoidfloyd]

:( I'm afraid to post it here

basically, what my doc thinks, since i haven't eaten meat in ages so I couldn't have gotten it that way, is that SOMEONE making my food didn't ... wash his hands after going to the bathroom :( :( :( :( :(

[cracked_lcd318]

oh PUKENESS. Im never eating out again. "My thanksgiving has been totally anus" LOL

[paranoidfloyd]

"Im never eating out again"

:DDDDDD