For lent... Livejournal will become my form of manual relief... well it won't but its nice to keep up a facade of someone who doesn't masterbate at all...

Did a nerd test.. had nought better to do.. fuck me its half 10 on a friday night - maybe the test is wrong!

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I might start updating this reguarly again... people can read it if they want and it might stop me moaning to my mates about things they couldn't care less about ( Read more... )

Havent updated this in aaages... thought i better had do just to keep all my loyal fans informed of the progress I'm making with life ( Read more... )

I have exam - I'll study very hard ( Read more... )

riite havent updated for a while.. think i should update u on a few things, mainly my new years resolutions after 3 months which were supposed to lead me to enlightenment and perfect humanbeinghood ( Read more... )

Ok long time no update...

Valentines day approaches and im feckin single... for the 17th year in a row i think... great.

now i have patheticly small personal problems which are getting me down a lot and iv gotta organise teacher idol for charities week after half term...

so much to do so littletime

Well new years party at dans - was a laugh. Pulled at least 3 maybe even 4 or 5 girls maybe more - cant remember - came onto the remaining females at the party.

Was then sick after lots of shots of vodka, sambuca and bicardi... errr punched a mate in the face - dont think he minded

New Years Resolution number 7) DONT DRINK!

Ahh the near final one - with a party in about an hours time i should probably get ready - I'm going as a vicar and hope (but probably wont) do a mock communion with sambuca instead of wine.... teehee

resolution 6) NO MORE SACRILIDGE DAVE! (after tonight!)

5) Do not ask friends about sex life - it is however obligatory that you still tell them yours as you have done for the lat year - so they can spread it or just imagine ( Read more... )

4) Do some friggin homework - in fact all friggin homework!