I consumed hallucinogens for the first time last night, and it's really sad when the moral of your big vision quest is to learn to drive. Shrooms are a thinking man's drug.

name fifteen things that currently bring you a moment of joy, and tag five friends to do the same ( Read more... )

I need a girlfriend.
STAT!
I have long contended that I function optimally when I am with the fairer sex.
I hate happy people, with their "I am soooo in love" and "OMG they are so pretty"
You make me sick, you person you
I really miss Issaquah, and my dogs, and my friends, and good food, and not being perpetually broke.

So, like I have been awake seventy-two hours and am currently very drunk, as well as trying to put off actually typing my paper for "History and Evolution of Disease" which is due in less than three hours (don't worry, I crank those motherfuckers out in ten minutes) for Christ sakes the fucking paper is about that cunt Lance Armstrong, who I fully ( Read more... )

I am smitten
I am in deep smit
Life is smit, then ya fall in like
I wonder if she is a lesbian
I wonder if she likes me
I wonder if she has a boyfriend
I wonder if she knows I know that she knows that I know that she knows I like her.

aparanoidhipster: Last night I went to this disco party, and midway through, all the girls left, so it was just a bunch of guys grinding to the dulcet strains of ABBA
KathyJonesdesign: party on

...i am the only straight man with Audrey hepburn over his bed.

SO first week at Evergreen: classes haven't started, so everybody is getting into trouble and making friends. Down the roster of new friends we go ( Read more... )

If you do not have the program SoulSeek, get it, you won't regret it. It's Limewire for cool people; it has chattrooms that you can meet people with similar tastes... then share music. I am addicted.

Whatever takes the cancer away...