The Body Switching of Haruhi Suzumiya

[paranormaphilia]

WAIT WHAT WHY AM I IN BRIDGET'S BODY?!

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!!

A bodyswitching event? I applaud you, aliens! This is a great idea! Besides, it starting to get pretty boring here anyways.

I had the coolest memory gain ever, in fact! Apparently, I was a mercenary, and I met this super sexy witch with a guitar (Why hasn't she arrived in Memento

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[sore_feet_man]

...Haruhi, I take it?

I've been researching little by little on my own, but it's mostly just been terribly confusing. I know that everyone has been switched bodies with one other person, at least; our bodies weren't jumbled completely randomly.

Why the hell am I even bothering--

And I don't think Bridget will appreciate your labeling him with that term. =_=

((And strikes seriously uh-hackable this time. ^_^;;;))

[paranormaphilia]

Of course!

That's great information! *thumbs up* Keep up the great work! I'm assuming you're Ginko.

But he is a trap!

[amoenissimus]

Oh, so you changed too then? What a strange thing to happen.

*flips hair* Yumichika here~ And still lovely, how lucky for the rest of you.

[paranormaphilia]

*nods* Yeah, it seems that most people on the island have been switched with other people in some way or another.

Hey Yumichika!

Hmm...I wonder if Ed has switched bodies, too. Maybe that will give you a chance to work on his makeover without him putting you in a cage again? *smirk*

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Wow, that's such a cool memory! ...Could that really be mine? I knew I was probably something manly, but I wasn't expecting that!

...Trap? @___@ I don't try to trap people!

[paranormaphilia]

It's possible! Though I'd like to keep the memory! If it's yours, then it's not fair that you got a cooler memory than I did!

Not that kind of trap. The other kind.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

I...I like your memory. I guess? We can trade!

...Mouse trap?

[paranormaphilia]

Trading sounds like a good idea! It's a deal!

No. You're cold.

[future_defender]

...At least you make it obvious who you are.

[paranormaphilia]

And that would be a good thing, right?

Did you get switched too? State your name!

[future_defender]

It's Trunks.

[paranormaphilia]

Great, you're here then! Who was the guy you switched bodies with?

[sexy_swordsman]

Haruhi? What exactly do you need this time? Oh, it's me, Gunter.

[paranormaphilia]

Yes, the one and only!

Oh, it's you, Gunter? Well, I'm planning to call an SOH investigation like last time with the chibis, so you better come!

[sexy_swordsman]

And...please...define "investigation"? This body is extremely weak compared to what I am used to...

[paranormaphilia]

Since my brigade is so big now, I'm going to divide it into two groups! One will go out and interview people who have had their bodies switched, and the others will be experimenting with ways on how the bodies or minds or whatever got switched in the first place.