The Sighs of Haruhi Suzumiya

[paranormaphilia]

I can't believe what had happened. That was the stupidest event ever! I was so boring, and how did Kyon, of all people, dare steal my brigade!

...But I guess the movie wasn't bad. It was pretty good, actually, except that there were a lot of scenes that could be done so much better. So:
We will be re-doing the movie soon.
I will be writing,

Comments

[prayfortomorrow]

miii... Rika's not an alien, time traveler or esper nano desu... Does that mean she's no good?

[paranormaphilia]

No, because you're our brigade's token loli! In anime or manga where many strange things happen, there is always a cute, extremely young loli.

You'd better best be prepared to shoot the movie again! We need to add more lines for you.

[prayfortomorrow]

M-mii! Rika will be ready to do her best then nano desu! Nipa~h!

[heroic_commoner]

Host Club? Host Club?

Can I quit?

[paranormaphilia]

Nope.

[heroic_commoner]

Why not?

[paranormaphilia]

The SOS Brigade still needs a use for you, that's why.

*pondering* Besides, you'd make a great host, anyways. Girls do dig the androgynous bishonen-types after all. Even if you're not some extraordinary being, in stories where there are extraordinary beings, an androgynous bishonen-type character is always present!

[lilac_whirlwind]

So the SOS Brigade is starting again, I see.

Wait, did Kyon ever finish that movie?

[paranormaphilia]

Starting again? It never even ended! If I was actually in my right mind then, I wouldn't have done that.

No, he didn't. But the movie he made was not up to SOS Brigade standards, so we're remaking it! Let's see, what was your part again...huh, a TOE minion? I'm reassigning you to Enraged Costumer in Restaurant.

[lilac_whirlwind]

Enraged... customer?!

[paranormaphilia]

You've got the part down already!

[mokomanjuu]

Mokona's here!

[paranormaphilia]

Great. I think you'll be excited to know what different outfits I have in store for you in the new movie.

[mokomanjuu]

Uh-huh!

Mokona is very excited!

[chronoslip]

B-B-Battle waitress?! I-I could never play such a dangerous role..

[paranormaphilia]

Of course you can, Mikuru-chan~ Like this! *strikes a pose with arms crossed into an "x" shape and one leg lifted; then goes to attempt to put Mikuru's arms up in the same way* Now perch on one foot, and stand up straighter! And you're supposed to have a defiant look in your eye! That'd be sure to capture the audiences! Hm. Maybe instead of a battle waitress, how about a bunny girl?

I originally had Ed ending up with Lust, though with the addition of you, this could turn out to be a complex love triangle!

[chronoslip]

W-Wah!! *attempts to pose as Haruhi wants, but very wobbly, off-balance, and more of a please-be-gentle look instead of defiant* L-Like this?

Eyaaah!! *loses her balance and falls down* I-I'm s-sorry, Haruhi...

[paranormaphilia]

It doesn't look like what I told you to do! We'll need to work on this a lot before the movie starts, so get up.