stumpy anakin... a um, character study
ratherbrightred asked for stump stuff, Star Wars stump stuff, to be certain. I wrote this a few nights ago under like, two minutes, but I tweaked it a bit and decided that it made a pretty sleazy character study. hmm!!
It wasn’t until Anakin had to leave Tatooine that he even considered it.
He had dreamt strange things before, strange unexplained things about naked, legless beings. It had made him hard as a child, and he’d had his first wet dream at age six, always the early bloomer.
When Qui Gon Jin had flown into town with a light sabre, Anakin had never, ever felt such lust before. That night when he went to bed, he had visions of taking Qui Gon’s light sabre and slicing each of the Jedi’s legs and arms off, and then decadently sucking the limbs dry of all marrow and blood alike. He’d then hump each appendage, zapping each ligament with electrodes from the sabre… perking the fingers and toes to tickle somewhere so very deep and private inside him.
Age nine. He was brought before the Jedi counsel and Yoda was looking at him as if he knew. Anakin didn’t want to admit what he’d done with Qui Gon’s body before they burned it. Such behavior for a boy to be a Jedi was naughty. Little did he know that Master Yoda had foreseen it… and allowed it.
He didn’t want Obi Wan to know how Anakin had sodomized his late master.
No, the mourning was too recent. Too… hard.
When Anakin first laid eyes on Amidala, all he wanted was to obtain his very own light sabre so that he could amputate her as well. Night and day he’d think about it. A Light sabre was the absolute pride of a Jedi, but Anakin wanted it for reasons of his very own. It made him so hot he felt he would internally combust.
Yes, it was then that he knew.
Amputation would be his destiny.
I mean, really. I dare you to write something HOTTER than that (excluding the yoda_gollum stuff because who can compete?)
It wasn’t until Anakin had to leave Tatooine that he even considered it.
He had dreamt strange things before, strange unexplained things about naked, legless beings. It had made him hard as a child, and he’d had his first wet dream at age six, always the early bloomer.
When Qui Gon Jin had flown into town with a light sabre, Anakin had never, ever felt such lust before. That night when he went to bed, he had visions of taking Qui Gon’s light sabre and slicing each of the Jedi’s legs and arms off, and then decadently sucking the limbs dry of all marrow and blood alike. He’d then hump each appendage, zapping each ligament with electrodes from the sabre… perking the fingers and toes to tickle somewhere so very deep and private inside him.
Age nine. He was brought before the Jedi counsel and Yoda was looking at him as if he knew. Anakin didn’t want to admit what he’d done with Qui Gon’s body before they burned it. Such behavior for a boy to be a Jedi was naughty. Little did he know that Master Yoda had foreseen it… and allowed it.
He didn’t want Obi Wan to know how Anakin had sodomized his late master.
No, the mourning was too recent. Too… hard.
When Anakin first laid eyes on Amidala, all he wanted was to obtain his very own light sabre so that he could amputate her as well. Night and day he’d think about it. A Light sabre was the absolute pride of a Jedi, but Anakin wanted it for reasons of his very own. It made him so hot he felt he would internally combust.
Yes, it was then that he knew.
Amputation would be his destiny.
I mean, really. I dare you to write something HOTTER than that (excluding the yoda_gollum stuff because who can compete?)