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[parasitevenus]

So, earlier today I went to the grocery store. I had just bought chicken and really wanted to get it in the fridge as quickly as possible, so I forgot that I'd bungee-corded a pack of toilet paper to the rack on the back wheel of my bike and left it there. A while later I had to pee and realized I'd never brought the toilet paper upstairs. I went

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[eyeballmassage]

i used to steal toilet paper from public bathrooms

[beeblefish]

me! I do! When I was an undergrad and living off of peanut butter and pasta for a while I used to steal from bars and school all the time. The best was when I stole a one of those big giant rolls off of a maintenance cart (though I feel a bit bad about that now since it might have meant that someone had to slog back up to supplies and get another one)...