declaration of freedom (from inside a bottle)

[parasitic_one]

when seeking out a relationship there are a few things that i demand. generally respect...yes, respect. there are certain behaviors that i find unacceptable from a possible significant other. here is a list of unacceptable behaviors and general observations that i have compiled over the last year

Comments

[revsphynx]

Having a soul is overrated.

[parasitic_one]

gee....gettin all technical on me

[negative_trend]

Travis said what I was gonna say...I got nothin...

[parasitic_one]

not true...you have my zombie

[virtually_chuck]

Jesus, what do you want, a nice guy??!?!?!??

[parasitic_one]

not really but id settle for a moody guy or a "not an asshole all the time" type

[virtually_chuck]

I know a guy, he's a nice guy, got a lot of metal in his body though. Not an asshole either. Big KMFDM fan.

[parasitic_one]

a metal plate in his head? last kmfdm fan i dated was a disaster....he doesnt wear skirts does he?

[scarlett_vaughn]

Might want to add for any potential suitors that they will have to deal with TEH BECKY.

And then TEH OTHER BECKY.

Cause we love you and stuff and sometimes, it's good to have extra muscle around.

[parasitic_one]

i say we use that muscle to beat him about the head and shoulders

[scarlett_vaughn]

Can we add a few others to the list ?

[parasitic_one]

sure.....i think we might need a book to start recording names though

[potatoblight]

16.

FUCK YOU buddy!!

I have NEVER been in prison................*clears throat*........jail maybe.........prison no.

And I'll get these scratches reworked someday.........someday.......

[parasitic_one]

even the bobby in the heart on your ass?