Okage Chapter 3: As Her Majesty Commands
...And here I thought Chapter 5 was the longest one. I stand corrected.
As usual, Okage is the property of Zener Works and does not belong to me, I'm not making any profit from this although I wouldn't say no if I were. 80+ pages, wtf??. Any grammar or spelling errors in the text are exactly as they appear in-game.
Okage Chapter 3: As Her Majesty Commands:
Madril Lower Level:
Stan: I can’t understand why we let
this hero follow us around.
And where are we heading now?
What does it say on the
”Map o’Evil King”?
Map o’Evil Kings: The water ripples in the wind
but down below, there are signs
of a suspicious being.
It will bring about a regal disorder.
Toby’s House:
Toby: Maggie and Wobert, you know,
they’re like, um, you know,
acting kind of weird.
Toby don’t understand
things like that, you know.
But, um, when you like a girl,
you know, you want to, like,
tease her, you know?
So, I think,
that’s why they’re like, weird.
Sighing Old Lady: (Sigh)…Nowadays, there just seems to
be a lot more trouble than
there was in the good old days.
I wonder how things got this way.
Children are fighting,
demons are in the sewer…
Oh, it worries me.
I had a grandson,
just around your age.
But he doesn’t come home nowadays.
He’s always out fishing.
Calls himself a veteran angler. (Sigh)…
I’m all alone in these
troubled times.
Young Man Who Believes in Justice: You don’t know
how moved I am right now.
Yes, there really is justice!
Oh, what a wonderful feeling.
Let us all declare:
”Justice prevails!”
Stan: Keep babbling, you clown!
To blazes with justice!
Aggh, those silly, starry eyes!
I’ll come for you first after I
conquer the world!
There is nothing
I can’t stand more than
self righteous idiots like you!
Young Man Who Believes in Justice: Hello, strange shadow.
I see you have a twisted heart.
I’m so sorry.
Stan: Oh, shuddup!
I’m ready to twist
your neck, you!
Ari: Responses: -It’s OK, calm down.
-No, you can’t do that!
-Well, he is right.
Young Man Who Believes in Justice: Ha ha ha ha!
Sorry that
you have such a strange shadow.
But don’t worry.
As long as there is justice
in the world, nothing can deter us!
Stan: Grrrr!
He annoys me to no end…
Guy with Frowning Face: Hey, circus boy,
you’re still here?
I’m glad you’re all right.
Now go on home when you’re done
with your errands.
We don’t want you to get hurt, now.
Young folks here fight over
the most ridiculous things…
arguing over who is better,
top or bottom, first level or second.
So ridiculous beyond belief.
I’m sure there are a million other
things they ought to
be doing instead.
Why are they so uptight?
Now remember to take your calcium!
Madril City Office:
Classifying Officer: Hmmmm. Ummm.
Ummmm. Umm. Ugh.
Well, you see, I just received
the latest classification table
from the royal capital.
Would you believe, there is a new
category in the classification table
called “Evil King”!
And it looks like there isn’t just one
but several!
My, we’re living in troubled times!
Hmmmm. Ummm.
Yellowbelly Officer: (Sigh)…
It’s so quiet now.
Isn’t it?
I’m finally at ease.
(Sigh)…
I knew there were plenty of heroes
here to help, but I was so nervous
that the Evil King was in the sewer.
At any rate,
looking around Madril,
now so quiet and peaceful,
makes me feel so relaxed.
(Sigh)…
Oh, isn’t peace wonderful?
I can’t stop letting out a sigh
of relief. (Sigh)…
Sleepy Town Manager: (Yawn)…
What a pity. Utter pity.
There was an Evil King in our sewers?
There goes the neighbourhood.
Oh, what a pity.
Oh, how sleepy I am…(Yawn)…
This is going to prompt our residents
to leave the town, making this
another one of those towns.
Oh, this is horrible.
I won’t let that happen.
Over my dead body!
But who knows what happens
while I’m asleep?
Oh, well. Now that we have time on
our hands, why don’t I just go home
and sleep…(Yawn)…
Guardman: So now that the trouble
in the sewer is over,
I’ve got time on my hands.
I don’t know what to do with myself.
Hopefully another evil-doing demon
finds himself a home around here.
But not in the sewer again. It stinks!
Heroes’ Club:
Sensitive Hero: I don’t know about the other heroes,
but I still feel it. I feel the
presence of another Evil King.
I feel the hair on my
back standing up.
I know that this feeling
has to be that.
And it feels really close.
But where is it?
Depressed Hero: Rats, I came here because
they said that
there was an Evil King.
But I got here
and he’s already defeated.
It would’ve been a big chance
for me to be famous but
I blew it again.
I guess I’ll go home and take over
Dad’s business like Mom’s been
telling me to do…
Or maybe I should just go to
a new town and wait for
another big chance.
There’s got to be more
big chances elsewhere,
right?
Clerk Being Sentimental: Well, well…
Looks like we have nothing to do
but twiddle our thumbs.
It was only yesterday that heroes
from all over were rushing
in to announce their…
intentions of defeating
the Sewer Evil King.
Now were are completely deserted.
Come to think of it, I feel sorry that
the heroes have such a profession.
They are never needed
in times of peace.
Poor guys…
Maggie’s House:
Maggie: Well, although you were new,
I knew you could do it! Incredible!
Defeating the Evil King!
If something ever happens again,
we’ll count on you to help us out.
I’ll help you in any way I can, too,
if it’s OK with you.
Rosalyn: Thanks.
Ari: Responses: -Thank you.
-We could use your help, too.
-Sorry, I don’t need a sand castle.
Stan: You, slave! Don’t thank anyone
without my permission. Got it!?
Hey, stupid girl, you got it all wrong!
Maggie: Oh?
Don’t be embarrassed.
What you did was a great thing.
Rosalyn: (Giggling)…Hee-hee!
A Great Evil King, he says, and he’s
helping out the townsfolk.
Stan: No, no, no.
I said you’ve got it all wrong!
I am the one and only true Evil King!
Maggie: Ha ha ha ha!
You’re too funny, new kid!
You’re making me laugh
so much it hurts!
Stan: Ugh.
If I hadn’t been in such a good mood,
having gotten rid of the rat.
I’d just get rid of this stupid girl, too.
Drat, drat, drat it all!
I can’t stand these stupid insults anymore!
Let’s go, slave!
Rough Old Man: Darn those guys!
I can’t stand the snobs
on the 2nd level!
I was born and bred on the 1st level!
I prefer slugs to the pretentious
folks on the 2nd level, you hear?!
Why, just the other day…
a rich punk from the 2nd floor
had the nerve to tell me he wanted
to marry my girl when they grew up.
So I slapped his little head and
chased him away!
Gwa ha ha ha ha!
Screwdriver Inn:
Bewitched Man: Oh, Linda, you’re so, so cute!
What, you don’t know Linda?
I don’t believe it!
Well, that’s not good!
Linda is a teen idol who can sing,
dance and act! Her popularity is
currently rising, too. That’s Linda!
And, my dream…my dream is to
see Linda on stage and to sing along
with her!
Oh, Linda’s face, Linda’s eyes,
Linda’s voice, Linda’s songs.
Oh, Linda, you’re the best!
Mr. Know-it-All: Everyone knows that I’m
Mr. Know-it-All in Madril.
What would you like to know,
my son?
Ari: Responses: -About this town.
-About another town.
-No, not really.
Mr. Know-it-All: Eh, ahem…There is nothing
really interesting about this town.
Now that the Sewer Evil King
has been defeated, the town is
back to its usual self.
The “heroes” went on their way
in pursuit of other captures.
Thanks for asking.
According to the information
I obtained, there is a big event being
held in Rashelo, the Water Town.
It’s big…
The Princess is scheduled
to visit the town!
Over there is the Princess
and over here is the Sewer Evil King.
What a big difference.
Screwdriver Inn Hostess: We may call ourselves
the Screwdriver Inn but it’s not
like we serve screws for dinner.
So don’t worry
and eat with us.
Friendly Man: Do you see that strange-looking
door to the right
of this inn?
That’s the automatic
vertical transporter.
As you probably know, here in Madril,
the town has two stories.
To get to the second level,
you step into the automatic vertical
transporter and up you go.
How cool is that?
I’m sure it’s working now that
the Evil King incident is over.
As usual, Okage is the property of Zener Works and does not belong to me, I'm not making any profit from this although I wouldn't say no if I were. 80+ pages, wtf??. Any grammar or spelling errors in the text are exactly as they appear in-game.
Okage Chapter 3: As Her Majesty Commands:
Madril Lower Level:
Stan: I can’t understand why we let
this hero follow us around.
And where are we heading now?
What does it say on the
”Map o’Evil King”?
Map o’Evil Kings: The water ripples in the wind
but down below, there are signs
of a suspicious being.
It will bring about a regal disorder.
Toby’s House:
Toby: Maggie and Wobert, you know,
they’re like, um, you know,
acting kind of weird.
Toby don’t understand
things like that, you know.
But, um, when you like a girl,
you know, you want to, like,
tease her, you know?
So, I think,
that’s why they’re like, weird.
Sighing Old Lady: (Sigh)…Nowadays, there just seems to
be a lot more trouble than
there was in the good old days.
I wonder how things got this way.
Children are fighting,
demons are in the sewer…
Oh, it worries me.
I had a grandson,
just around your age.
But he doesn’t come home nowadays.
He’s always out fishing.
Calls himself a veteran angler. (Sigh)…
I’m all alone in these
troubled times.
Young Man Who Believes in Justice: You don’t know
how moved I am right now.
Yes, there really is justice!
Oh, what a wonderful feeling.
Let us all declare:
”Justice prevails!”
Stan: Keep babbling, you clown!
To blazes with justice!
Aggh, those silly, starry eyes!
I’ll come for you first after I
conquer the world!
There is nothing
I can’t stand more than
self righteous idiots like you!
Young Man Who Believes in Justice: Hello, strange shadow.
I see you have a twisted heart.
I’m so sorry.
Stan: Oh, shuddup!
I’m ready to twist
your neck, you!
Ari: Responses: -It’s OK, calm down.
-No, you can’t do that!
-Well, he is right.
Young Man Who Believes in Justice: Ha ha ha ha!
Sorry that
you have such a strange shadow.
But don’t worry.
As long as there is justice
in the world, nothing can deter us!
Stan: Grrrr!
He annoys me to no end…
Guy with Frowning Face: Hey, circus boy,
you’re still here?
I’m glad you’re all right.
Now go on home when you’re done
with your errands.
We don’t want you to get hurt, now.
Young folks here fight over
the most ridiculous things…
arguing over who is better,
top or bottom, first level or second.
So ridiculous beyond belief.
I’m sure there are a million other
things they ought to
be doing instead.
Why are they so uptight?
Now remember to take your calcium!
Madril City Office:
Classifying Officer: Hmmmm. Ummm.
Ummmm. Umm. Ugh.
Well, you see, I just received
the latest classification table
from the royal capital.
Would you believe, there is a new
category in the classification table
called “Evil King”!
And it looks like there isn’t just one
but several!
My, we’re living in troubled times!
Hmmmm. Ummm.
Yellowbelly Officer: (Sigh)…
It’s so quiet now.
Isn’t it?
I’m finally at ease.
(Sigh)…
I knew there were plenty of heroes
here to help, but I was so nervous
that the Evil King was in the sewer.
At any rate,
looking around Madril,
now so quiet and peaceful,
makes me feel so relaxed.
(Sigh)…
Oh, isn’t peace wonderful?
I can’t stop letting out a sigh
of relief. (Sigh)…
Sleepy Town Manager: (Yawn)…
What a pity. Utter pity.
There was an Evil King in our sewers?
There goes the neighbourhood.
Oh, what a pity.
Oh, how sleepy I am…(Yawn)…
This is going to prompt our residents
to leave the town, making this
another one of those towns.
Oh, this is horrible.
I won’t let that happen.
Over my dead body!
But who knows what happens
while I’m asleep?
Oh, well. Now that we have time on
our hands, why don’t I just go home
and sleep…(Yawn)…
Guardman: So now that the trouble
in the sewer is over,
I’ve got time on my hands.
I don’t know what to do with myself.
Hopefully another evil-doing demon
finds himself a home around here.
But not in the sewer again. It stinks!
Heroes’ Club:
Sensitive Hero: I don’t know about the other heroes,
but I still feel it. I feel the
presence of another Evil King.
I feel the hair on my
back standing up.
I know that this feeling
has to be that.
And it feels really close.
But where is it?
Depressed Hero: Rats, I came here because
they said that
there was an Evil King.
But I got here
and he’s already defeated.
It would’ve been a big chance
for me to be famous but
I blew it again.
I guess I’ll go home and take over
Dad’s business like Mom’s been
telling me to do…
Or maybe I should just go to
a new town and wait for
another big chance.
There’s got to be more
big chances elsewhere,
right?
Clerk Being Sentimental: Well, well…
Looks like we have nothing to do
but twiddle our thumbs.
It was only yesterday that heroes
from all over were rushing
in to announce their…
intentions of defeating
the Sewer Evil King.
Now were are completely deserted.
Come to think of it, I feel sorry that
the heroes have such a profession.
They are never needed
in times of peace.
Poor guys…
Maggie’s House:
Maggie: Well, although you were new,
I knew you could do it! Incredible!
Defeating the Evil King!
If something ever happens again,
we’ll count on you to help us out.
I’ll help you in any way I can, too,
if it’s OK with you.
Rosalyn: Thanks.
Ari: Responses: -Thank you.
-We could use your help, too.
-Sorry, I don’t need a sand castle.
Stan: You, slave! Don’t thank anyone
without my permission. Got it!?
Hey, stupid girl, you got it all wrong!
Maggie: Oh?
Don’t be embarrassed.
What you did was a great thing.
Rosalyn: (Giggling)…Hee-hee!
A Great Evil King, he says, and he’s
helping out the townsfolk.
Stan: No, no, no.
I said you’ve got it all wrong!
I am the one and only true Evil King!
Maggie: Ha ha ha ha!
You’re too funny, new kid!
You’re making me laugh
so much it hurts!
Stan: Ugh.
If I hadn’t been in such a good mood,
having gotten rid of the rat.
I’d just get rid of this stupid girl, too.
Drat, drat, drat it all!
I can’t stand these stupid insults anymore!
Let’s go, slave!
Rough Old Man: Darn those guys!
I can’t stand the snobs
on the 2nd level!
I was born and bred on the 1st level!
I prefer slugs to the pretentious
folks on the 2nd level, you hear?!
Why, just the other day…
a rich punk from the 2nd floor
had the nerve to tell me he wanted
to marry my girl when they grew up.
So I slapped his little head and
chased him away!
Gwa ha ha ha ha!
Screwdriver Inn:
Bewitched Man: Oh, Linda, you’re so, so cute!
What, you don’t know Linda?
I don’t believe it!
Well, that’s not good!
Linda is a teen idol who can sing,
dance and act! Her popularity is
currently rising, too. That’s Linda!
And, my dream…my dream is to
see Linda on stage and to sing along
with her!
Oh, Linda’s face, Linda’s eyes,
Linda’s voice, Linda’s songs.
Oh, Linda, you’re the best!
Mr. Know-it-All: Everyone knows that I’m
Mr. Know-it-All in Madril.
What would you like to know,
my son?
Ari: Responses: -About this town.
-About another town.
-No, not really.
Mr. Know-it-All: Eh, ahem…There is nothing
really interesting about this town.
Now that the Sewer Evil King
has been defeated, the town is
back to its usual self.
The “heroes” went on their way
in pursuit of other captures.
Thanks for asking.
According to the information
I obtained, there is a big event being
held in Rashelo, the Water Town.
It’s big…
The Princess is scheduled
to visit the town!
Over there is the Princess
and over here is the Sewer Evil King.
What a big difference.
Screwdriver Inn Hostess: We may call ourselves
the Screwdriver Inn but it’s not
like we serve screws for dinner.
So don’t worry
and eat with us.
Friendly Man: Do you see that strange-looking
door to the right
of this inn?
That’s the automatic
vertical transporter.
As you probably know, here in Madril,
the town has two stories.
To get to the second level,
you step into the automatic vertical
transporter and up you go.
How cool is that?
I’m sure it’s working now that
the Evil King incident is over.