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paratactician

these people ought to know who we are and tell that we are here

Jul 21, 2011 01:13

Hello!

I am paraTactician, and I have started this Livejournal in order to participate in the hs_olympicsI am not sure how this will go down. Perhaps there will be an enormous kickboxing free-for-all in a barbed-wire thunderdome. Perhaps we will all be dressed up as Japanese schoolchildren and abandoned on a deserted island full of weaponry. Perhaps it will ( Read more... )

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urban_anchorite July 21 2011, 00:48:21 UTC

Perhaps it will come down to me and urban_anchorite furiously typing Sapphic erotica into opposite laptops while disguised as elephants.

God damn it! How did you guess what I was going to suggest this Sunday?

paratactician July 21 2011, 09:21:56 UTC

WOO HOO! ALETHA! COME CHECK THE PRESSURE IN MY BELL VALVE, BABY!

urban_anchorite July 24 2011, 11:25:39 UTC

I need you to know that I actually dreamed we set up to do this, only then I got distracted by being at the United Nations and I was suffering a seriously debilitating disease that everyone thought was herpes but I was trying to desperately communicate was "just blisters."

I don't know what this means

paratactician July 24 2011, 21:28:50 UTC

The United Nations, huh? Did you see me? I was standing off to one side in a grass skirt and a necklace made of shark's teeth, looking somewhat confused, holding a fish.

But seriously, I don't even know where to begin with this dream. Freud would have gone home with a headache. Artemidorus of Daldis would have shot himself.

byzantienne July 21 2011, 02:41:20 UTC

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our team is a delightful team there will be pillaging of the coastal provinces of other teams