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[pariahic]

Bernice finished the food, waited a full 15 minutes to make sure no one else was coming and then started pulling the tubes out of her arm. She sat up, stayed sitting for a full three seconds and then collapsed back, gasping in pain. After a minute she tried again and was able to stay sitting up this time. Once she was convinced of her own stability

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[mrteufel]

Aww, I was hoping there was a supernatural element.