My Poor little Winnie kitty...she just had to be hiding behind the front door this morning when I was saying goodybye to Monkey ( Read more... )

Why is it everyone whose name is Jennifer seems to be a Royal Fuckin BITCH ( Read more... )

PER SNAPPLE:
A ONE MINUTE KISS BURNS 26 CALORIES.

I better grab my canadian and get to work then..
HeeHeeHee!!

Jesus H. Christ people Im standing not 5 feet away from you, if you have a question JUST FUCKIN ASK ME ALREADY! Dont stand around pointing fingers at each other saying "you ask her".."no YOU ask her!".."are you going to ask her ( Read more... )

Why work at work when you can be asking complete strangers ridiculous questions i say ( Read more... )

On Tuesday, March 07, 2006 you asked the following question ( Read more... )

Last night the Canadian & I watched BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN ( Read more... )

Im wearing my new BLACK library shirt the City paid for. Ha Ha, its black...its also too big, but im ensured it will shrink.

45 minutes left here at work.

Watched Mallrats last night. It was great.

CB is making spaghetti for dinner =) YAY! I LOVE spaghetti...

Monkey has a cough.

And thats my life in a nutshell.

The "Curse" is upon me, so last night Canadian Bacon and I had to take matters at "Hand" so to speak.
Anyways, to make a long story short, I got shot in the eye, and then my eye turned all red and swollen. This morning it was still somewhat red, but at least i can see now..
What the Hell do you Canadians shoot outta your Penis ..Acid?!?!
Aye

Why the Hell do they call those bite sized morsels "chicken fingers ( Read more... )