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KUMARSWAMY C CHANDRASHEKARAIA

Why??

A name should have a limit to how many alphabet letters it can use.

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DarkMerlin: I love 5:00 in the morning, its like being stoned for free!

Theoden: The last I checked, Theoden, not Aragorn was king of Rohan.
Aragorn: The last I checked; the third book is called "Return of the King" not "Theoden lives forever"

Yup... not MY car...... ME

I got hit walking to walmart by a fucking car.

I flipped in the air..... landed on my ass..

the guy said "dude are you ok???"

I said.. "I got hit by a fucking car"

I walked in the store and baught my game and went home.

My ass hurts.

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Is it bad?

(These statements do not all refer to current events in my life)

• Is it bad to get affectionate in bed at night, after 3-4 hours of sleep in a groggy mood? To touch and snuggle up on your partner?

• Is it bad to see other girls and hang out with them when your ex girlfriend is living with you for a week, when your ex girlfriends knows ( Read more... )

Thank you for calling!

Thank you for calling the Turtlenologies Help Desk.

My name is Frank Mesa, Can I have your Employee ID # please?

• "C83759293"

Thank you for giving me that information can you please hold while I type this into our call trcking program based off the revolutionary "MOLASIS" technologies ( Read more... )

I hate nagging bitches!
So.

My ex comes into town last week, and she is staying with me until she moves into her apartment this week.

She feels the need to nag about EVERYTHING.

• "You still on that computer??.. ughh... What is wrong with you?"

• " Ugh, if you didnt' spend 40 dollars on that tree model you would have more money right not for when ( Read more... )

Talk about a bad weekend.I got my check Friday, all excited to have $$. I went to the v-com machine and bought a 320.00$ money order. Went outside and used the payphone to call some friends that were coming over. Left back to my place to party and play Paridine all night. Well.. we had FUN.. and everything seemed great UNTIL ( Read more... )