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[paripari]

yesterday, 02 07 2004, would mark the beginning of a great chapter in my life. while walking around cold storage ogling cheeses and olives, i had an epiphany. i shall not be oppressed in a tasteless, common, bourgeois lifestyle any longer

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[heirloom]

huh does that mean no haagen dazs until they bring gelato in?

scoffing at dullards should come automatically... i dont see how you could have resisted

[paripari]

haagen dazs does not tempt me. maybe i can have a cup of tea while you inhale a (30% fat) sundae.
i always scoff; scoffing in half-pity is the new part.

[heirloom]

i dont go for sundaes, i only go for perfect single scoops if i'm feeling thin for the day, or else shavings. they look beautiful and spare in a white bowl and do not contribute excessively to my subcutaneous layer.

i am glad you are now kinder than you were before; you deserve less to rot in cadbury-chocolate-hell. i wish to see the day you do enough good to be a porcupine.

[paripari]

as i recall, you gleefully ordered a "design your own sundae" and gobbled it in 2 minutes the last time we dined at haagen dazs.
i have always been kind, though i do not believe in an afterlife, nor is attaining porcupine-hood my life ambition. nevertheless, i thank you for the sentiment.