Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship
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so you signed off like i told you to, but now i can't tell you this.
the upside to having a fratboy roommate is that he has HOT fratboy friends. could this be trouble? yes, yes it could. whoever that boy was who was in my kitchen when i walked downstairs, i think i need to be seeing more of him.
I'm watching City Slickers, drinking a homemade white russian, reminding myself that I'm drinking so I can't operate a car, and remembering why I'm glad I don't live in the 80s.
a boy and his father were in the drug store and happened to pass by the condoms. "dad, what're these?" the son asked. "Well son, these are condoms, so men can have safe sex" the dad replied matter of factly. "oh! i learned about those in school!" the son said, and picked up a box of three. "Who uses these?" "Those are for high school boys. One for friday, one for saturday, and one for sunday." "wow! and these?" he asked, holding up a box of six. "Those are for college men, two for friday, two for saturday, and two for sunday." "WOW!!! then who uses THESE?" he said, pointing to the box of twelve. the father wiped a tear from his eye as he said "Those are for married men. One for january, one for february...." the end
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the upside to having a fratboy roommate is that he has HOT fratboy friends. could this be trouble? yes, yes it could. whoever that boy was who was in my kitchen when i walked downstairs, i think i need to be seeing more of him.
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I'm watching City Slickers, drinking a homemade white russian, reminding myself that I'm drinking so I can't operate a car, and remembering why I'm glad I don't live in the 80s.
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here's one too:
a boy and his father were in the drug store and happened to pass by the condoms.
"dad, what're these?" the son asked. "Well son, these are condoms, so men can have safe sex" the dad replied matter of factly.
"oh! i learned about those in school!" the son said, and picked up a box of three. "Who uses these?"
"Those are for high school boys. One for friday, one for saturday, and one for sunday."
"wow! and these?" he asked, holding up a box of six.
"Those are for college men, two for friday, two for saturday, and two for sunday."
"WOW!!! then who uses THESE?" he said, pointing to the box of twelve.
the father wiped a tear from his eye as he said "Those are for married men. One for january, one for february...."
the end
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That's sad.
But kind of true. Almost. Yeah.
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