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parkground_jay

03 [Video | Action for Violet City Pkmn Center]

Apr 24, 2011 13:36

Alright, okay. I'm getting used to things here, I can even accept that pokémon have different quirks like people do and if my hand-me-down Onix is a pacifist I really shouldn't be trying to train it...

[Mordecai shuffles around in his bag before hefting up a sizable...

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[violet city], pokemon are gross sometimes, [ic]

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[video] used_vinewhip April 24 2011, 19:21:57 UTC

Hey, someone left an egg on my bed too! [huff huff huff. at least she wasn't alone here.] it's kinda weird, but what's so gross about it?

[video] parkground_jay April 25 2011, 07:35:01 UTC

...It's... Mmh. Ask someone close to you where babies come from.

[video] used_vinewhip April 25 2011, 23:06:28 UTC

[she puffs her cheeks.] Why can't you tell me?!

Re: [video] parkground_jay April 26 2011, 14:03:22 UTC

Because it involves pokémon.

Having sex.

On your bed.

[If she wants to be stubborn, he'll spell it out. At least, he /figures/ the pidgeys and the beedrills work the same here as in the real world.]

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[action] parkground_jay April 25 2011, 07:38:06 UTC

[...Man, they keep running into each other! And here he had no idea that she had run and made cupcakes before. No caaake. :<]

Huh? Oh, hey... uhh... Claire, right? What, you think this was just some giant Easter pr--

[Wait. Easter? That was around the same time as... Frantically, Mordecai pulls up the calendar on his watch, then lets out a defeated groan.]

Aw, man... My dad's gonna KILL me when I get home.

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[action] parkground_jay April 25 2011, 17:25:28 UTC

[He hms once, then shakes his head.]

Nah, even then. I'm missing Passover, dude, and my dad's the really religious one in the family.

And you know how parents get. He'll totally find a way to march into Johto just to bitch me out.

[except he won't, because he is only a figment of headcanon! Mordecai shakes his head, before questions start to filter in.]

...Dude, if time stops out there but not here, what happens to the people that have been here for years? Heck, what happens if someone's here their whole life? Do they just... disappear all of a sudden in, uh, reality?

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video; pink_stalker April 24 2011, 20:02:20 UTC

Don't complain! The Easter Bunny's more trustworthy than Santa, so don't worry about your personal space being violated.

[video] parkground_jay April 25 2011, 07:39:32 UTC

If it's an Easter prank, then I'm boned! My dad's gonna have my HEAD for missing Passover!

[video] pink_stalker April 26 2011, 23:01:17 UTC

Celebrate it late.

[action] a-assuming Henry didn't get eaten or something after accepting the invitation to come with no_ufo_ending April 24 2011, 21:31:54 UTC

I-it wasn't me!

[action] THE SENTRETS THOUGHT HE WAS DELISHUS parkground_jay April 25 2011, 07:42:31 UTC

[... We KNOW it wasn't you, Henry. Doing that sort of thing implies BALLS. And you don't have balls unless your life is in grave danger or there is a hole nearby.]

Oh, hey. What about you? Some trickster leave a 'present' in your stuff last night, too?

[A chuckle. It might help the poor guy. Clam wasn't exactly a battler, kind of like Moldorm, so he could stand to get a few more pokémon.]

[action] WE BARELY KNEW YE HENRY no_ufo_ending April 25 2011, 11:36:45 UTC

[For a moment, he looks doubtful. Who could have snuck an egg into his bag when he slept curled around it like some human caterpillar? But...this was WTF Pokemon Land so he sets his bag down there on the center floor and starts digging through it.]

What...

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[action] HERE LIES HENRY TOWNSHEND. HE LIKED HOLES. parkground_jay April 25 2011, 17:28:58 UTC

[Hm. Hm. Yeah, just as he expected after a few of the posts. Apparently Johto was mostly Christian or something, since the Easter Bunny... or Easter Jesus, or whatever... visited them.]

Uh... well, what does ANYONE do when they've got an egg? I guess we try to make them hatch, dude.

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[video] awesome_scott April 25 2011, 04:35:53 UTC

--They bred in your bag?!

[video] parkground_jay April 25 2011, 07:35:33 UTC

Dude, how ELSE would an egg show up in there!

[video] awesome_scott April 26 2011, 02:35:55 UTC

That's... eww. I mean, I thought about it a bit when I found an egg in my inn in Violet, and then now in Goldenrod...

...But I don't think they're native Pokemon eggs. Maybe somebody planted it there.
[And then he remembers.]
Hey, while I'm here in Goldenrod, do you want me to pick you up a portable console?

[video] parkground_jay April 26 2011, 14:10:26 UTC

What, you buying this "Poké Easter Bunny" hooey I'm hearing? Even if the deed wasn't done /in my bag/, it's still someone's kid that suddenly got shoved in there without so much as a 'you want this, dude?'

...you have gameboys there? Hell YEAH I want one! Anything you want in return? I know Violet doesn't have much and I'm not, y'know, rolling in cash or anything.