i thought i had seen it all

[parkopjen]

So... our neighbors across the street have a pond in thier front yard.. mind you the yard is the size of the living room at bayside..well mom saw the guy out there today feeding the fish!!! FISH!!!! they also have a flamingo that lights up!!!LIGHTS UP!!! who does that.. i will say this i need that one when in went gnoming.. and darn it.. i wonder

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[gravityjmb]

When I lived in Houston, our crazy next door neighbor lady would water her lawn in a black cocktail dress and 5-inch heels.

At Christmas time.. they had those ugly wire-frame reindeer, but they wrapped them in gold tinsel. According to my brother, they've put them out for the 3 years prior to me arriving there. But, they never updated the tinsel.. half of it was falling off... the reindeer looked like they had come down with some sort of fucking disease. Then, to top it off, they had just thrown a wad of christmas lights on top of them, multi-colored ones... but, exposed to the elements, were changed to an extremely faded -- almost white -- nasty mess, with only a 1/4 of the lights working.

Oh, it was a sight to behold.

[gravityjmb]

Okay, I had to go find it... I knew I had a detailed account of the house in question somewhere in my LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/gravityjmb/2002/12/06/

[parkopjen]

when and where did you live in houston.. i did too.. lol.. i think your neighbors form houston live across the street from me now.. LOL...