Darling, Erase These Lines

[parkourdeer]

Title: Darling, Erase These Lines
Pairing: Kaisoo, mentioned Jundae
Rating: R
Genre: Horror (?), Hannibal!AU
Warnings: Hover and read carefully!
Length: ~4.7k
Summary: Everyone is messed up, but at least the sociopathic serial killer who put him in jail is a great fuck.

(A/N: Written for keizeria as a pinch-hit in universexo! This is by far the most messed up piece

Comments

[tripleeedots]

I am in pain and shock, i probably shouldnt had read this in the morning

[parkourdeer]

ah well, at least you didnt read it at night with all the lights off right ^^

[applepieprinces]

i need therapy

[parkourdeer]

im sure dr. kim would be happy to provide that to u if u no wat i mean

[anonymous]

the atmosphere. THE ATMOSPHERE. the atmosphere. THE ATMOSPHERE.
I'M SO SUFFOCATED RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BREATHE

(fixes suffocation by blathering for the next twenty minutes)
okay excuse my yelling I just got really excited(?)
as excited as one can be reading about cannibalism and murder and damn you are so nasty
i love it

justin, idk what i'd do without you. i get all sad you don't update for a couple months, and then you come out with this, and like. no? my heart is like FEAST ON THE GLORY and my mind is like OF BLOOD AND GUTS JESUS and it's like YOU CRAZY as I eat this all up. it's so delicious

i mean idk how you ever looked at this face

[parkourdeer]

omg om og ogm godosagrowquaghoe!!1`jklf dont u no im kgyunsoo biase d u c ant put kygunsoo gifs anywehre and expect m e to be laive im sorry for typos im now a zombie thanks to ur ckyguunso o givfs thanks

[blobsofgrey]

screams internally how am i even late on this AHHdcfnwinbuihudjkjtijinjnvaeiajhjahuienfjbhbhtrjknjbwj
oh my god this is SO MESSED UP WHAT EVEN- (i'm sorry i'm not exactly in a coherent state right now??)
can i mention how my insides kind of just withered and died at the talking scrotum bc UM N O (i happen to have a male friend who loves greeting people with Whee!)
/continues keyboard smashing wtf this was so so good wRUIHRNUIjrbbiumcJBGUYVVUYGBNyuigbdyueuywgfbniunkjnaoinrbn

[parkourdeer]

omg thank you for commenting ur noT LATE AT ALL im glad u enjoyed it despite its messed up-ness i swear this is probably the most messed up thing i've ever written (tho someday i aspire to write something even more messed up, we will see)

i hopE U DONT SEE UR MALE FRIEND AS A TALKING SCROTUM NOW...... FOR THAT I WOULD HAVE TO APOLOGIZE A MILLION TIMES OVER

[snowingseoul]

WHAT IS REALITY
IM GOING TO TAKE A MOMENT AND GET SOME WATER
...
...
...
i didnt end up getting any water.

because i didnt read the labels properly, at first i was like oh dr.kim this is a chensoo fic - but wait jongdae's smile is really even, this must be a xiusoo fic! but then joonmyeon's name appears and i was like kyungmyeon?? THEN I REALIZE ITS JONGIN OMG SO MANY KIMS WHY

but
im like this
me: i feel like reading horror
brain: remember what happened the last time someone told you a scary story tho
me: then i'll just read some exo horror
brain: wait
brain: coffee stop
brain: coffee what are you doing
brain: coffee where are you going
brain: COFFEE
brain: you know what i give up
me: (ten minutes later) IM SORRY I DIDNT LISTEN TO YOU

then it happens again
BUT WAEEEEE

[parkourdeer]

haha i'm !!! glad it had the intended effect <3 thank you for reading & commenting!