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71 Random Questions
1. ONE WISH?
-- have my metaphorical cake and eat it too.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
-- oh. both.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
-- failure
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
-- fuck that, i had an erector set. actually, i had two.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
-- someone should come fucking tape my life for a week. fuck reality tv.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
-- no. just my nails. pen caps. guitar picks.... it goes on and on.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
-- one of the cutest.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
-- no.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
-- its black. and part of my lovely laptop.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
-- in it...out of it...in the living room...in the car...sometimes at work...yeah...
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
-- no no no no no. and i never will.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
-- well there is this one thing...
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
-- anywhere but here. but god its nice to be home sometimes.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
-- lookin.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
-- quite well, thanks.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
-- yes. fucking mother fucking piece of shit bunny rabbit bullshit. fuck that.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
-- no. and neither does my obscene hair spray usage.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
-- i don't have a fucking clue...like i have that kind of patience.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
-- no. no no no no. and never will.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
-- many, many, many times.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
-- oldest of four. so. no.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
-- electric. ooooh. the power.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
-- if yr gonna kill it, you'd better fucking eat it. and don't get all bent when the deer figure out rifles too.
24. IS THERE MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
-- marriage...there's a term...future...there's another one...i guess you need the second one to consider the first one. god. i don't fucking know.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
-- yes. yes i do.
26.WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
-- penecillin and ceclor. and PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO OASIS. (yes abby, i hope you read that)
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
-- not too long ago.
28. IS ELVIS ALIVE?
-- what do you fucking think?
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
-- just mine.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
-- scrambled. with cheese. mmmm. death.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
-- i dunno...talk to one for me, get back to me, let me know.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
-- in the back of andy's car (have you ever LOOKED there??)
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
-- 12:16 AM
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
-- yepper.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
-- yeah...but sometimes you want it anyway. sucks, don't it?
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
-- tonight, on the way home from, dum dum dum, waffle house.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
-- showers. hot. long. showers.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
-- uh. i'm gonna go with no.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
-- its one of my favorite things. bite me and i'll evem remember to call you in a few days.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
-- nah. i just end up running into a lot of things...the desk...the dresser...the man in the living room holding a steak knife dripping with blood...
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
-- diet coke, waffle house food, black bean mojo burgers, making out, hair dye, and music.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
-- crunchy. motherfucker.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
-- nah...it does it for me.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
-- lots.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
-- twice! two times! even! no one fucking cares!
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
-- not in this house. (well...thats half true)
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
-- i gotta get there first....
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
-- greeny hazel.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
-- yeah. i really really do.
51. LIQUOR OR BEER
-- JACK DANIELS.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
-- uh. i know that was a stupid question. but i also thought i had tourettes. but that entire conversation of self went on in my head. so i think i'm cool.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
-- many, many times. now go read nine stories and realize why sallinger really was a genius. .
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
-- yes.
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
-- no.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
-- yeah.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
-- i fucking loathe it. as i hate heat, lying, not getting a shower at least once every 24 hours, and bad sex.
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
-- do U have to write U when you mean you? and no...not usually. but its happened.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
-- not as much as i believe i'm now pissed off that that shit ass song is stuck in my fucking head.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
-- some are. i know a few that fucking rule.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
-- i sort of have to.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
-- no.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
-- sure...i guess you can call bad judgement calls and leaving things up to fate mistakes...
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
-- god. its hotter than balls.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
-- toast.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
-- red on my toenails
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
-- uh. yeah.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL?
-- err....i don't watch television?
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
-- no.
70. DO YOU SNORE?
-- oh god yeah.
71. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
-- anything by the two gallants.
1. ONE WISH?
-- have my metaphorical cake and eat it too.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
-- oh. both.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
-- failure
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
-- fuck that, i had an erector set. actually, i had two.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
-- someone should come fucking tape my life for a week. fuck reality tv.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
-- no. just my nails. pen caps. guitar picks.... it goes on and on.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
-- one of the cutest.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
-- no.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
-- its black. and part of my lovely laptop.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
-- in it...out of it...in the living room...in the car...sometimes at work...yeah...
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
-- no no no no no. and i never will.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
-- well there is this one thing...
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
-- anywhere but here. but god its nice to be home sometimes.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
-- lookin.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
-- quite well, thanks.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
-- yes. fucking mother fucking piece of shit bunny rabbit bullshit. fuck that.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
-- no. and neither does my obscene hair spray usage.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
-- i don't have a fucking clue...like i have that kind of patience.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
-- no. no no no no. and never will.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
-- many, many, many times.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
-- oldest of four. so. no.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
-- electric. ooooh. the power.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
-- if yr gonna kill it, you'd better fucking eat it. and don't get all bent when the deer figure out rifles too.
24. IS THERE MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
-- marriage...there's a term...future...there's another one...i guess you need the second one to consider the first one. god. i don't fucking know.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
-- yes. yes i do.
26.WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
-- penecillin and ceclor. and PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO OASIS. (yes abby, i hope you read that)
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
-- not too long ago.
28. IS ELVIS ALIVE?
-- what do you fucking think?
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
-- just mine.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
-- scrambled. with cheese. mmmm. death.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
-- i dunno...talk to one for me, get back to me, let me know.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
-- in the back of andy's car (have you ever LOOKED there??)
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
-- 12:16 AM
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
-- yepper.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
-- yeah...but sometimes you want it anyway. sucks, don't it?
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
-- tonight, on the way home from, dum dum dum, waffle house.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
-- showers. hot. long. showers.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
-- uh. i'm gonna go with no.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
-- its one of my favorite things. bite me and i'll evem remember to call you in a few days.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
-- nah. i just end up running into a lot of things...the desk...the dresser...the man in the living room holding a steak knife dripping with blood...
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
-- diet coke, waffle house food, black bean mojo burgers, making out, hair dye, and music.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
-- crunchy. motherfucker.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
-- nah...it does it for me.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
-- lots.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
-- twice! two times! even! no one fucking cares!
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
-- not in this house. (well...thats half true)
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
-- i gotta get there first....
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
-- greeny hazel.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
-- yeah. i really really do.
51. LIQUOR OR BEER
-- JACK DANIELS.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
-- uh. i know that was a stupid question. but i also thought i had tourettes. but that entire conversation of self went on in my head. so i think i'm cool.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
-- many, many times. now go read nine stories and realize why sallinger really was a genius. .
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
-- yes.
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
-- no.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
-- yeah.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
-- i fucking loathe it. as i hate heat, lying, not getting a shower at least once every 24 hours, and bad sex.
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
-- do U have to write U when you mean you? and no...not usually. but its happened.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
-- not as much as i believe i'm now pissed off that that shit ass song is stuck in my fucking head.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
-- some are. i know a few that fucking rule.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
-- i sort of have to.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
-- no.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
-- sure...i guess you can call bad judgement calls and leaving things up to fate mistakes...
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
-- god. its hotter than balls.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
-- toast.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
-- red on my toenails
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
-- uh. yeah.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL?
-- err....i don't watch television?
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
-- no.
70. DO YOU SNORE?
-- oh god yeah.
71. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
-- anything by the two gallants.