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[parksmudge]

so theres this really nice girl that i work with. shes one of the smartest people ive ever met. she doesnt even have a GED and has scars all over her wrists. i asked her about it today and she told me her life's story.

i need to get drunk this weekend.

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[crimsonoke]

haha you dirty old man

[parksmudge]

i swear i didnt do anything with her. but thats because one of the things she spilled is that she has HPV. and so does her HUSBAND.

[parksmudge]

not that the husband thing is really an issue to me.

[crimsonoke]

i was saying that you were dirty because the first thing that comes to your mind is, i need to get this chick drunk...and she sounds like a winner, i say porkins all around.