what he's been up to
Welcome to Atia.
Turkey gets quite the surprise so soon after arriving - a female Egypt. Must be some kind of initiation.
One surprise after another! How about that male Hungary?
The first time dealing with his collar. And probably the only chance he'll get with female!Egypt.
Turkey on the heartmeter❤meme.
How he feels about Egypt.
Well bonjour, France.
Just having a friendly chat with Carmine.
A blindfold and a knife, hm? Kink confession meme.
Too many things to mention.
Nice to meet you, Minatsuki Takami. Very nice. Too bad she's a psycho.
Turkey needs help with his collar again. And Egypt's back to being a man.
A world meeting! Of sorts. We've got a WWII!Germany on our hands.
Having a chat with Switzerland.
Turkey meets Axel and Roxas and Roxas agrees to let Turkey help him with his collar? lmao.
Roxas actually shows up. Egypt gets booted out of his own home. Sorry Egypt!
We meet again, Minatsuki. Still psycho, I see.
"It's me, fuckface. That's all there is to it."
Turkey makes lokum for everyone on Atia. That is, Turkish delight.
And since Maxxie couldn't come get some, Turkey brings it to him.
Maxxie makes a startling announcement. Roxas is...gone?
Trying to comfort Maxxie. Again. Too bad he's not very good at this.
Maxxie's all healed. You know what that means~
Fail!Grocery shopping with Egypt!
Egypt and Turkey start off with something of a serious talk. But it ends in sex and Turkey bottoming.
Welcome to the island, Italy.
Pride-cursed!Egypt and wrath-cursed!Turkey get into a fight. Pots and hearts break.
Having a chat with Private Bob Leckie.
Egypt's gone and Turkey's not too happy about it.
Konnichiwa, Japan! Another one from WWII, huh? Well Turkey's promised to take good care of him. Best friends forever!!
Turkey gets his harem back~ Just like the good old Ottoman days. HAREM MEME
Maxxie returns after being lost in the Forest.
Aaand it turns out that while he was gone...some of his friends left.
Turkey brings Maxxie some desserts to cheer him up. Oral sex at the kitchen table ensues.
Possibly challenging Teresa to a soccer football game.
Said football game.
Germany announces that he and Italy and Japan are relocating. Turkey takes some time to harass him...chat.
Japan's about ready to let himself die, and Turkey's not pleased.
Switzerland seems to be adjusting to the island just fine.
Turkey announces his sweet shop's grand opening! And seeks some employees.
Having a chat with Sakuya. Girl's such a goddamn tease.
Or not. She makes good on her unspoken promises.
France visits his shop later, too. They make a dessert exchange.
He's missing the World Cuuupp aahhhh thanks for reminding him, England.
Might have to rethink letting Maxxie work in the kitchen... Yeah right.
Kodachi also makes a visit to his shop.
Some new guy's looking for a job. Turkey offers him a spot at the shop, though doesn't look like he'll take it.
More Germany/Prussia fanfic. Turkey's amused. Oh God Erika.
Sam Winchester is looking for a job, and Turkey offers him a spot at the sweet shop. Too bad the kid doesn't like sweets.
Roxas is...back? Holy shit.
Japan needs help with his collar~ again. And this time Turkey gets the honors. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Here's where he actually helps him.
What a better way to spend the day than having marathon sex with Maxxie?
Something's bothering Lisbon and Turkey tries to find out what.
Having a...conversation with Sharpay.
Roxas asks him a question over the network.
Which leads to him stopping by the sweet shop. He sees that collar there, Roxas.
Quinn's looking for some Fourth of July celebrations. Turkey points her in the right direction.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA. Have some beer and Turkish desserts.
Having a chat with Carmine.
SOMETHING EXPLODES. What the hell is going on, Kodachi?
Russia's just arrived. And he's from 1723?!
America now calls his meeting to order... Oh dear God.
Riku comes into Turkey's shop to get out of the heat. HEAT WAVE EVENT.
Welcome to the island, Austria.
America broke the door and Turkey's kind of pissed but mostly he's just turned-on. I mean. what. HEAT WAVE EVENT.
Maxxie's real bummed, and Turkey tries to make him feel better.
Turkey finds Japan in an alleyway... TURKEY/JAPAN/MOCHI OT3. Heat wave event~
FUCKING. GREECE. GTFO.
Maxxie's breaking shit over something that happened to Thom. Turkey's not happy :(
Lurking around Greece's entry asking for a place to live. Gdi Maxxie.
Maxxie asks Turkey to come over. How could Turkey refuse?
Maxxie asks for help with his collar over the network. Someone beats Turkey to it :|
EGYPT RETURNS. But not as everyone knew him. As Egypt from the Ottoman Era. WHAT DO.
Turkey makes a post announcing Egypt's return. And warning people to back off.
Greece, of course, doesn't heed the warning.
A little reunion with Carmine, even if Egypt doesn't remember her.
Turkey won't let anyone else help Egypt with his collar.
Turkey and Egypt attend Korea's birthday party. He runs into Greece and they fight over food.
Turkey wakes up and he's married?? To Sakuya! ~MARRIAGE EVENT~
Maxxie announces he's shortening his work hours.
Mammon wants her maid back. But Sakuya's too busy being Turkey's wife :|
So Mammon comes to take Sakuya back by force, and Turkey gets cut up.
Meanwhile, Egypt's marriage seems to be not so rough. Lucky bastard.
Fuck you, Mammon :|
Suddenly there's all this concern about legal age and whatnot. Bridget seems especially unhappy.
Turkey needs help with his collar while he's injured and bedridden. Oh Egyyyy~pt~
Maxxie fights with Yukari about sleeping around on Gino. Turkey tries to cheer him up...ish.....in his own special way.
TURKEY'S PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Stay away from Mammon she's a crazy bitch :|
Kodachi announces her one-year anniversary party! Is it really something to celebrate?
Riku comes over for some collar shenanigans. They wind up shotgunning smoking a little beforehand.
Maxxie brings some of that apple dessert he made that one time.
Turkey goes to celebrate with Kodachi anyway, and brings her a pretty dress.
Egypt's trying to learn how to use the device. Turkey laughs at his attempts. ( GTFO KOREA X( )
Turkey and Riku get married! They lovingly discuss names for their children.