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Aug 15, 2004 01:12

so i was just having an argument with peter aka mr. breakmyarms about whose dog(s) are cuter/better/cooler. since having an argument between us is futile, i will allow the livejournal community to decide once and for all. so it's either randy (peter's dog) or milano and jupiter (my dogs).. ( and here are the pictures: )

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breakmyarms August 15 2004, 07:36:43 UTC

your dogs suck.
NOBODY likes them.
theyre TOO small.
they eat people food (not cool)
they have lame names. what do they think they are? in space?
gay.
randy has class.
you're just racist.
randy is cuter than you.
i win.

spdisarm August 15 2004, 16:24:30 UTC

Also true

parlez_vous August 16 2004, 05:23:39 UTC

my dogs do not suck. they are so much better than randy.. pfftt. randy is such an ugly name.. but i guess it's appropriate because it fits his look. theyre not too small, and they dont eat people food anymore although we give it to them once in a while (which everyone does anyway)... their names are not lame anyway... jupiter was named as an irony because zeus was the most powerful god and he's such a tiny fellow. we wouldve called him napoleon but it sounded kind of silly for a dog...but at least there are significances to their names (milano has a story too) whereas randy is from the back of your mom's old country album.

class? i think my dogs beat you on that.. and randy does not come close to the word cute. you cant even tell if he has eyes!

thecityhasxsex August 15 2004, 07:49:33 UTC

all three of those dogs are hideous.

preuomo August 15 2004, 14:15:01 UTC

Mindy's dogs are cuter. But my dog wins against all 3. Sorry.

spdisarm August 15 2004, 16:23:07 UTC

I vote Jared's vote is discounted because he has perpendicular nipples.

RANDY! RANDY! spdisarm August 15 2004, 16:24:08 UTC

I spent time with pete's dog, it's sick and it would definitely kill your dog in a acanine fist fight.

Re: RANDY! RANDY! parlez_vous August 16 2004, 05:24:33 UTC

if randy and jupiter were in a canine fist fight, randy would be on the floor in no time.

Re: RANDY! RANDY! spdisarm August 16 2004, 05:59:29 UTC

RANDY WOULD EAT THAT CREAMPUFF OF A DOG! Your dog is weak, and the whole Zeus being most powerful bla bla bla...absolutely fucking retarded. Milano named after the cookie because Randy would so eat him, like he does brooms.

explodinggirl August 15 2004, 16:49:30 UTC

my siblings voted on yours. it was a hard decision to make.