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Ok. so Wednesday was the last day of my freshman year at WSC. It was a nice day, actually. I stayed up all night so I could finish my research paper. I was up from 10 am Tuesday until 6 pm Wednesday then I fell asleep in my living room til 1 am Thursday. I fell back asleep around 4:30 am waking up at 8:30 am. I nodded off in Sarah's car on the way ( Read more... )

He said he likes me
He wants to be with me
But he was just kidding...haha
It's pretty funny
He left with my money
Now I'm broke and I'm just a joke
Here's my coupon...

Ok, I found this on an away message and I liked it....sheesh.....

I want cake....

GO AND GET ME CAKE!!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 50% Stability |||||| 30% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56% Empathy |||||| 30% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63% Artistic |||||||||| 36% Religious |||| 16% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76% ( Read more... )

A year has past and now we stand on the brink of returning to a world where we are surrounded by the paradox of everything, and yet nothing being the same ( Read more... )

Just lonely. Not sure why, but just lonely. Maybe because I know it won't ever happen. It just won't. We're two completely different people, but we're alike. I wish I understood my life. It's not like I have a broken heart, just a broken spirit, I guess. I just don't like being lonely. I walk alone. I eat alone. I watch TV alone every fucking night ( Read more... )

ok...greatest website EVER:

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/archives-spr03.php.

Visit and post your favorite cartoon... copy and paste the link of the cartoon into a comment...

PAR

NO I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH JESUS....I am so fucking mad right now. Fucking LAUREN ARCHIBALD decided that she (I'm assuming she did it...or one of her "oh-so-mother-fucking-bad-ass" friends)was going to take my name off of my room door....who the FUCK does that?

HEY BITCH: YOU'RE A NOBODY. YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF. I'M NOT SAYING I'M ( Read more... )

So I'm home for the weekend...I've hardly seen my brother and sister, but that's fine by me. I know that my sister will end up freaking out about something and we'd get into a screaming match and then Dad would join in and tell us to shut the fuck up. My mom would get upset, my brother would laugh at us and be on my side. Oh well. Mike is ( Read more... )

OK, I found this and LOVED doing it...I added and extra THIRTY  because I was having so much fun with this...You really have to read it to see how funny it is... Next time you hear a song, add "in my pants" to the title...it will be hilarious...Example: Oops, I Did It Again In My Pants." In my list of 50, there's a lot of Blues Traveler, Hanson, ( Read more... )