Maddie and Vince has a house.
Madison Graves + Vincent Kottenstette = Kottenstette house. Because when they get married she'll be Madison Kottenstette which is a long name, damnit.
Welcome to their humble abode! I didn't build it, because I'm lazy and these dudes aren't part of the Parnacy.
D'awww. Meet Vince and Maddie. They are a matching set.
Maddie sees a skunk, and promptly drops everything to try and play with it. The results are predictable, if disgusting.
She heads inside to shower and Vince answers the doorbell. Someone has come to congratulate them on their new home! Could it perhaps all the friends they already happen to have within the neighbourhood? That would make a lot of sense.
Why, no! It is Nurse Mel, in her saucy nurse's jumpsuit!
"Hello there, neighbour! I rather fancy your garden. It appears to be full of, dare I say, flowers? Allow me to poke you in the chin."
"Hunh. It's Maddie's garden. You have something in your teeth."
"So, Melinda. You are a nurse?"
"A wizard nurse."
Vince refrains from commenting at this point.
When Maddie and Mel talk without making jokes, the result is MOAR FIGHT.
They spend a lot of the night telling jokes.
So, your fiancée is growing tired and is resting in the living room, oblivious to whatever you may be getting up to outside or in some other room of the house. You happen to have a comely and morally ambiguous young woman visiting for the evening. What do you do?
PLAY CATCH!
ilujenn
Welcome to their humble abode! I didn't build it, because I'm lazy and these dudes aren't part of the Parnacy.
D'awww. Meet Vince and Maddie. They are a matching set.
Maddie sees a skunk, and promptly drops everything to try and play with it. The results are predictable, if disgusting.
She heads inside to shower and Vince answers the doorbell. Someone has come to congratulate them on their new home! Could it perhaps all the friends they already happen to have within the neighbourhood? That would make a lot of sense.
Why, no! It is Nurse Mel, in her saucy nurse's jumpsuit!
"Hello there, neighbour! I rather fancy your garden. It appears to be full of, dare I say, flowers? Allow me to poke you in the chin."
"Hunh. It's Maddie's garden. You have something in your teeth."
"So, Melinda. You are a nurse?"
"A wizard nurse."
Vince refrains from commenting at this point.
When Maddie and Mel talk without making jokes, the result is MOAR FIGHT.
They spend a lot of the night telling jokes.
So, your fiancée is growing tired and is resting in the living room, oblivious to whatever you may be getting up to outside or in some other room of the house. You happen to have a comely and morally ambiguous young woman visiting for the evening. What do you do?
PLAY CATCH!
ilujenn