Best Alan Partridge quote ever..

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If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there’s a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who’s also your brother!!

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...and the tall chickens are going "why are we so big, why are we not like the other chickens"

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You are a big posh sod, with plums in your mouth, accept the plums have mutated and have grown beaks..

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..you farmers dont like any outsiders do you? Like to stick to your own....I've seen the big eared boys on farms

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I heard an Alan Partridge film is in the works, does anyone know if this is just a rumour?

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Cashback!