Just found another little Jeff gem on the community, deary me, I can never get tired of hearing this, just when you think you've heard everything ( Read more... )

Wow, what a mint weekend I dont think Ive ever laughed so hard over the course of two days. It was pauls leaving doo. It seemed to last all weekend. Went out in chapel on the fri night. Okay doesn't have much to say for itself but it was all about the people that were outwho ive not seen for ages,. Paintballing on Saturday was absolutley pisstake, ( Read more... )

How Do All ( Read more... )

hib hibbidy hoo! fucked my tutor off tonight s it was pissing down, n got stuck in a shit load of traffic on the way home ( Read more... )

Nxt time some1 phones you up trying to sell you something just keep saying "no", but use diferent tones to confuse them ( Read more... )

Ive done fuk all all wknd, phat heads round on fri.. shudve really finished my ucas by now...fuk it. I thought it was 15th of dec the closing date, turns out its jan , sibbly. Ive been taking full advantage of having a free house all weekend.

Im gonna go n watch top gear in my underpants..

save it..

He said his name was rodger ( Read more... )

Pretty much finished my statment for ucas ( Read more... )

"I want you to know you're getting better I don't care what everyone's been saying You're getting better They're the ones who have been getting worse and they don't like what you've been doing,  understandably They wouldn't be saying what they've been saying if they did'nt want you to stop They want you to be the way they are, and to stay that way  ( Read more... )

Pulling out of work today in the car..

Dad: (Ogeling some 18 year old) Babe..

Me: Please Dad, she's about 12..

Dad: There's nothing wrong with dreamin'

Me: That's what Martin Luther King said.