HAHA

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so i got a pretty rad message from my dearest husband shane yesterday at about 4ish... he called to say hi and to tell me he was drunk at a bar with his REAL mom. 4? on a tuesday? in a bar? does he have a FAKE mom? and with his MOM? what. damn i marry sketchy guys.

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wait...phil collins?

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maybe hes in new york and you can visit him...