Punk rock, eh?

[parsnip]

Last night we got thrown out of the pub when the fire alarm went off, so we came home and drank everything in the house. Then we rifled through the first aid kit to see if there was anything fun to take. Then I burned all the skin off my fingers by making the Chambord bottle into a firework. It was very pretty, but I had to spend the next 3 hours

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[m0nkey_butter]

I hid under the table and ground wheat into flour using a shoe.

That made me laugh so hard and now I have diet coke all over my keyboard.