Is anyone as FUCKING PISSED about this movie as I am? I have seriously never been more let down by a movie than I have been by this one. I HATED this movie
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Totally agree. Why did they wait until the third movie to make any hint that "Calipso" was a human and the love interest of tentacle face. She turned into crabs because she was a crab person. Where was she that night when he could come ashore. With Jack? Because she made some random Jack comment...wtf.
Jack hallucinations through the whole movie? Wtf?
15 minutes of Will Turner. He got shafted and his character completely got shit screwed at the end.
When did Elisabeth turn into uber pirate? For seriously.
The second one was a let down because it left open ends that seemed to lead to nowhere. This one was a let down because all but 2 characters were killed or seriously shafted. Leaving only 2 characters to make somewhat of a 4th movie, if Disney so desires to bleed the series for all it is worth.
And by bleed it I mean just make a movie about Jack so all the little girls can have weird pirate-gasms.
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Jack hallucinations through the whole movie? Wtf?
15 minutes of Will Turner. He got shafted and his character completely got shit screwed at the end.
When did Elisabeth turn into uber pirate? For seriously.
The second one was a let down because it left open ends that seemed to lead to nowhere. This one was a let down because all but 2 characters were killed or seriously shafted. Leaving only 2 characters to make somewhat of a 4th movie, if Disney so desires to bleed the series for all it is worth.
And by bleed it I mean just make a movie about Jack so all the little girls can have weird pirate-gasms.
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But thanks for posting this--now I won't go waste 10+ dollars and gas to go see it.
Maybe you should re-make the 3rd installment (I hear there's a 4th too??).
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