Everyone else is doing it! STFU ( Read more... )

We'll i'm back again from Gila Bend. I never did find those god damn keys.

WHERE ARE THOSE GOD DAMN KEYS!!!!?????????????????????????????????????

-nate

Oh what a wonderful day I had yesterday. It all started in Gila Bend. I spent this past weekened there to help out my buddy Bill with moving all of his soon-to-be ex-wife's stuff into her appartment and getting the house ready to sell ( Read more... )

What...? Where's my saguaro at? WTF?!

WHERE'D THAT CACTUS GO?!

OUUUUUUUUUUU!

-Nate

Anyone up for a fun filled night full of snakes and planes on Friday?

I WANNA SEES ME SOME MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE SO BADLY!

-nate

I'm pretty sure that this is the Dale Hausener that was arrested for the Serial Shootings ( Read more... )

I just got back from a week in Hawaii this morning, only to be informed that 2 people have just been shot within a mile of my home ( Read more... )

In last nights dream, I learned that blankets made of country fried steak can be harmful and useless if undercooked. Before slipping the large sheet of steak into the fabric of the blanket, one must cook it to a point of deliciousness, as being raw will result a rather cold night and possibly a closet full of sick kittens ( Read more... )

I have rescued a kitten from a hotel parking lot a few days ago.\

He was freakishly skinny, but Jenna has been working on that.

Anyways he needs a home. He is black with yellow eyes. Still pretty small.

SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE HIM BECAUSE HE'S ADORABLE!!!!

Let me know if you want to take a look at him.

-nate

Guys, I think I'm in trouble...

I just laundered 19 bucks.