man. i went to my jewelry store to get my wedding ring cleaned.. and they inspected it and said 11 of my diamonds were loose, and could fall out
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• 06:06 I just sent my boss the text " I'll totally act surprised when you give it to me". And I giggled because it sounded dirty. But wasn't. #

Got it?

• 12:28 Woot #

Got it?

My year in review ( Read more... )

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I'm pretty sure i'm paranoid. I have paranoia. I'm sure exactly sure how to say that.
lol

I'm sober as hell, so its not drunks or booze talking. I promise..

for... the past like..2 years, ive been convinced that people are going to brutally murder myself, and my family.  while i lived at home, id have vivid images right before i went to bed, about ( Read more... )

Is it bad that I want to fuck sarah palin senseless, but I don't want her running our country?

Rather, I want to run her cunt-ry, but I don't want her running mine.

Ha.

Seriously though...

So,

I just bought a pretty black corset. If I end up dressing up for halloween, I want to wear it.

What should I be?
Ideas , Ideas, Ideas!!
Please Help.

<3

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i have a dog.. a retarded dog. haha. i have my computer on my lap. and she jumped onto my chest and climbed up and stood on my shoulders and collar bone... .. shes an 80lbs lab puppy.