I loath him.

I might be a bitch, but I'm over having bitches in my life that all they do is make me fucking misrable. One day I'll fucknig snap. <3 Weeding out the fucking bitches. With love.

AND TO BE HONEST

I'D RATHER ARGUE WITH YOU

THAN KISS SOME ONE ELSE.

Sike much? Fuck that shit. I deserve better.

I get a phone call from trent;
Trent: You wanna hang out with a drunken Joe tomorrow night? Me: It could be a possibility *Joe screaming in the background* WE FUNNA GET CRUNK! Me: Oh my god.

Sean: you must have a whole line of guys Me: Kinda, I have a waiting list. Sean: ygour amazing

I love converstations.

Happy Birthday to me!

And im going to gain like 43 pounds this week.
It'll be amazing!!

& Last night was more then amazing. :)

"You're penis is so cute, I just wanna knit it a hat!"

we now own lake front property. I'm excited!

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im feeling a little blah.
ashlee simpsons voice annoys the shit out me.

Nazo: I had a doll like that once but my cat bit his head off.
Julian: What kind of cat would do that?
Nazo: Are you calling me a liar?

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