rushed to a fault

[partlygreen]

tommy boland came up to me with a job offer

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[partlygreen]

when i was a kid, i had to take a shit. my dad pulled over the car and we got out, walking in the woods. this was somewhere in the ozarks. the leaves were all crispy and dry and when i tried to wipe with them, they left fuzzies and scratched my shit. my dad handed me a credit card to which i was bequizzled.
as i wiped my butt with the credit card, i felt as if i were slicing butter with a hot knife.

[junglenburritos]

jesus. h.