Dear Bess Park-Reynolds,

Burn in hell.

Love,
Everyone

I know it's nice to have someone to tell everything to, but I guess I just... don't want to hear everything. Sometimes you'll talk and I just don't... care. I feel like our relationship consists too much of me listening quietly while you tell me about your problems and stuff.

That's what friends do, asshole.

*** A Lesson in Diversity for Everyone ( Read more... )

That's the decision I made at the American College Dance Festival, during which my eating habits, my laugh, and my stuffed cat were all added to the list of things that Bess dislikes about me.

Speaking of... tonight at A Chorus Line rehearsal, she asked us to talk about the "three worlds" in which the show takes place- "the real world," "the ( Read more... )

I'm bored. My parents left for the beach this morning. Katy and Matt are in Arizona. My cat is untalkative. Mandy didn't answer her phone.

I got my hair cut on Friday. I look like a lesbian.

Today I filled out a job application to work at a leadership camp for at-risk youth in Massachusetts this summer. God I hope I get it! I hope I get it! How ( Read more... )

Here's a tip for contact lense wearers: If you're confused because you've put in both contacts but you still can't see straight... you may have put both contacts in the same eye.

You know, just when I start to forsake this livejournal thing, something happens, while we are on break from school, that demands an immediate broadcast to my friends. Here it is:

I think The Starlet is the funniest thing on television. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? It comes on the WB after Gilmore Girls. It's a reality show-- a genre  ( Read more... )

Epilogue:

January 2005

Amie: I don’t want you to be my boyfriend.

Aaron: When was I your boyfriend?

Amie: Um... in my head.

Aaron: Oh.

Amie: But it’s not working.

Aaron: Hey, that's ok! Because I don’t really want you to be my girlfriend.

Amie: That's perfect!

They hug and it feels more right than ever.

2004 in One Act

Prelude

Agnes Howard Hall, one Sunday morning in September 2003.

Matt Becker: Hey honey! Um, I don’t want a girlfriend anymore. It’s been real, catch ya later.

Amie: But! I love you! With emphasis.

Matt: Oh. That sucks. Turn it off. Exits stage left and Amie’s life forever.

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New Year's Eve was fun! I spent it with people I don't often see or even talk to anymore.

Here's a fun game to play if you ever find yourself at a party with a bunch of drunk people you don't know, but you're pretty sure many of them are in high school. You and your friends take turns getting up and inserting yourself into the scene that you've ( Read more... )

( Muah! I've kissed someone.... )