For christ sakes!!!

[partran]

Will you "Sky-is-Falling" panicky idiots stop calling me for potassium iodide tablets because you think the japanese reactors 5000 miles away are gonna nuke you!?!

Granola-brained halfwits!

These are the same mental degenerates that horded tamiflu last year!

Comments

[otterdoc]

This is awesome. :D It's too bad you can't mess with these people and tell them that they'll get a 5% discount if they also purchase 25 or more canned food items.

Bring on the Road-Warrior Wasteland! Who wants to buttfuck the sadboy?

-M.

[partran]

I'm protected from the radiation by all the lead paint I ate as a child.

[fruvous]

At least they are not mentioning Pearl Harbor... right?

Being a pharmacist is really a front row seat for the moron parade, isn't it?

[partran]

Front row? Hell they treat me like the pavement they parade over.

[partran]

Also, Luagha and I both giggled at your quote, thinking "Truer words were never spoken."

[fruvous]

Glad I made you and the Uni laugh, dear.

[banner]

Are you kidding me? People are calling you up and asking for those tablets?

SHEESH!!!

Tell them they can only buy them if they come into the store with a receipt that proves they just donated $50 to a Japanese relief agency!!!
Someone needs to be making money off of that stupidity!!!

[luagha]

I already suggested he buy some from a milsurp supply place and sell them jacked up 20x on the sly. But alas, no go.

[fruvous]

I like how you think, Uni. :)

[tastyeagle]

Consider this a money-making opportunity by stocking up and selling such tablets on your own webpage as a survival tool for future nuclear accidents.

[tastyeagle]

Oh well, suggestion was already made. :>

[partran]

One of my pharmacist friends was making the comment about packaging up some purple skittles in bottles and selling them instead.

As tempted as I am to exploit stupidity, I held off.

[fruvous]

I think they might just recognize Skittles.

Well, some of them, anyhow.