Beer Fest last night, meant to update this morning but I was in no fit state to do so. Basically me, Andy and Chris with his debonair beard went there and got pissed on real ale and cider. More cider than ale because it was cheaper, stronger and went down so much smoother in the heat. Myself and Mr. Christopher had a little archery practice whilst ( Read more... )

I got sunburnt. How foolish of me. Stupid fucking temperatures. Today I'm going back to the park and back in the river but i'm gonna have to wear a damn shirt all day so's I don't get roasted alive. Stupid people with their browning up so easily. On the brighter side I have discoved that getting tanned makes my scars show up as the scar tissue ( Read more... )

Oh yeah. I forgot to mention. Apparently my dog has the shits at the moment and got the squirts on the vet during a rectal temperature examination. She also crapped on my brother's washing and then on every seat in the living room. All 3 of them got a faecal dousing. I'm so glad I'm not at home right now.

Tim xxx

I was just going to walk her home, dammit! For those who don't know red wine and beer do not mix. Not even a little bit. Not in the fucking slightest. Right now I really want some food but I'm scared of what might happen if I challenge the stairs.

Best give it a go. He who dares, wins-breakfast

Snarf snarf

Saw Pirates with Hannah this evening. It was shit hot. A couple of slow bits but everything went together well. Highly recommended. And I want an undead monkey.

Works meal last night. I ate lots of chinese food then got drunk. Had fun, Jo was sick but through food, not alcohol. Not chinese food either cos everyone else was fine. Went to the pub with Michelle, Hannah and Sarah and drank more. And more. And more. I mixed Tiger beer, Bitter, Vodka, Tequila and Jack Daniels and was therefore in one helluva ( Read more... )

I got drunk and streaked. I think that pretty much covers the evening. Oh yeah, and I was pretty offensive to everyone around me.

Tim xxx

I have discovered that a diet consisting almost exclusively of ale and Pringles, with a little extra junk food (such as cookies) thrown in for good measure, can be very, very bad for you. Apart from the damage to the digestive system, which was no damn picnic, I've had cramps, shakes, chapped lips and dizziness. Basically malnutrition and ( Read more... )

It's nice to spend time with someone who isn't jaded about the world like everyone else I know. I find it refreshing, like a fine ale or a spring shower. Scratch the spring shower thing, that's pretty faggy.

How does this sound? In September I will start my third year of uni. I will be poor and sad and tired for another year. After that I will have to hunt for a job related to my degree and failing that any reasonable job. My younger brother in September will become a full time supervisor at 18, earning £6.50 an hour. That's not great I know but at 18 ( Read more... )