How do yew sonsabitches walk on these thangs?

[party_likker]

Ah've been done chalkified! Aint seen hide nor hair of that dayum cat-womern who dun it to meh either.

Guess it ain't so bad, tho Rusty is posafied t'devils gotten intah meh. Ah told him wurnt the devil -- t'was sciencefied party likker!

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[mineandfine]

....oh my god...what the hell...

You won't ever see her again so...I wouldn't think about it much.

[party_likker]

Ah hell, ah liked her she had class, WOO!

[mineandfine]

oh I'm sure she did...

[dan_halen]

Hmmm...it seems you are late to work by...a couple of days. Do you really suppose I'll put up with that? I don't care if you can't walk in a straight line (not that you could when you were a squid) you only have three duties.

one: show up
two: leave
three: accept liability for any and all court cases

To be crude (which is something I think you'll understand), get your ass in gear!

[party_likker]

Ah can't even fit mah ass in ah decent pair O'pants right now. Yew know whut its like robbin' t'nearest walmart 'n' haven to return half O'it?

But hell, yew wanna subject yerself to this? Ah'll be in morrow.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Science..ified.. Ya drank like... a magic potion?

[party_likker]

Magic party likker, yessum.

[industrial_pink]

...I should not have come home.

[party_likker]

Nawh, yew shud ah come ovah here, darlin'.

[industrial_pink]

I guess human is less scary than a squid that hits on me... but still. No. Never.

[party_likker]

ah gut pine-cone likker -- all yew kin drink 'fo free. Yew know yew want sum.

[party_likker]

More drunk. That's wut ah do.

[party_likker]

Ah only hits on t'womerns. Ah ain't gay.