Comments | party_likker: And t'poachin' shall comensify

party_likker

And t'poachin' shall comensify

Jul 01, 2008 21:16

Incase ya'll aint listenfied your eardrums my clan 'n' ah have offichellay been declared ah endanjared species!

The Appalachian Mud Squid!

For some reason this hear title came with ah fancy dingerbobber earring. Ah just wanted to get it all to yah boys out thar, just because ah am ah fertile strong robust male of unmentionable charmability squid ( Read more... )

womern, not homosexual

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cloneofarc July 2 2008, 04:32:02 UTC

I didn't understand any of that. And I don't think I want to.

party_likker July 2 2008, 04:35:47 UTC

Ah was just implyin' that I anit gay!

cloneofarc July 2 2008, 04:39:38 UTC

Oh. Ok. It wouldn't really make a difference if you were.

party_likker July 2 2008, 04:45:02 UTC

Like hell it woodn't! Have ta defend my manly honor here! Can't be no sissify girlie man what get his ass kicked! Ah kill anyone who dares tah tread upon my masculinity!

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industrial_pink July 2 2008, 04:41:07 UTC

I'm... gonna go check the security in the house.

party_likker July 2 2008, 04:46:58 UTC

Aint to fancy robot-machine that can keep me out, darlin'. I anit afraid of no alarm system 'n' neither is mah gun!

Ah'll be ovah tahnight!

industrial_pink July 2 2008, 04:52:39 UTC

GET AWAY FROM ME!

I am so re-friending the moppets so they will beat the squidstuff out of you!

party_likker July 2 2008, 04:58:19 UTC

Guess Ah'll be havin' me some deepfriend moppet tahnight, baby.

WOO!

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commanderamarao July 2 2008, 06:48:57 UTC

I think they put a tag on you to track you. That's what we do to unidentified alien species.

party_likker July 2 2008, 15:04:20 UTC

So you means to say that there govamint offishals be peakin' intah my property? Knowin' my every move?

Hell no! Imma about to cut this sunnabitch off!

commanderamarao July 2 2008, 18:59:05 UTC

That's exactly what they're doing I'm sure they'll just tag you again.

party_likker July 3 2008, 00:36:04 UTC

Like ta see them try it! It is ON!

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party_likker July 2 2008, 15:05:02 UTC

What's ah Dorochet? That sum kinda sissy racket ball game?

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party_likker July 3 2008, 00:38:35 UTC

Ah dun do too much o'that wine stuff -- nah its t'party likker fer me! I aint gonna hurt t'boy --

--less he wants tah be challengingfyin' mah honor O' sumthin'! WOO!

blackulahunter July 3 2008, 13:13:06 UTC

As a general rule, most women don't like dead squirrels. Just putting that out there.

party_likker July 4 2008, 00:02:20 UTC

Ah dun care! Wuts that there sayin' t'thought that counts. Womern better be satisficationing t'thought of my lurv fer 'er!

blackulahunter July 4 2008, 02:04:40 UTC

It might be easier without animal carcasses involved.

party_likker July 4 2008, 04:35:28 UTC

How 'bout radio tires from t'dump?

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