No, not
this. My friend B's four year old daughter R attends the village school which, as usual, is a C of E school. They were due to be inspected by the diocese, so the kids (a là Rev) got drilled in the basics of Christianity. My friend was somewhat startled when one day R ran up to her holding some plastic golf tees and said, in a tone of the most urgent enquiry:
"Mummy, are these the bones of Christ?"