First post... and then some!

[pashdude]

Well... Woody is doing my kitchen... The flat looks like a tank has ploughed through it... after Team America has killed all the Derka Derkas! AAAARGH! I hate mess! At the mo, it looks like it is going to take months to complete! I hope he hurries up and gets this damn thing finished soon

Comments

[woody666]

hehe yeah your kitchen looks like a bomb site, and its costing you money....i love my job......but its all eggs and omletts, break a few eggs and you get a messy floor, but a brand new kitchen rises like the preverbial erm chicken......
Oh sod it i've been at it since 9am.....BEEEEEEEEEER

The Good Work

[pashdude]

Being paid to destroy! What an awesome concept! Does that mean I get a refund if I break your skull if your ruin my kitchen? Hehehehehehehe! Hey dude... you're doing an awesome job... BEEEEEEER!

[nadriel]

New girlfriend? How figurative? Do I know her? Drunken Sassenachs in Scotland want to know...

Figuratively Speaking Blah Blah Blah

[pashdude]

Yes... I am referring to the minx he has managed to pull online and she is coming all the way down from Kingston Upon Hull to see him!