( ( The phone call starts off normal and friendly enough! Feel free to cut him off mid-rant because he's already in his own world. ) )
Did everyone have fun on Father's day?
All of the fathers should thank their wives and children for making it a special day and give them hugs and kisses and say you love them very much and that you appreciate them and you want them to stay with you forever and Cubaaaaaaa! America you ruin everything. . .