Rated C for Chase helping (well..makeing)
It was an ordinary day and Sophie was walking down the street singing " I WILL SURIVE" when...
she found a 2 thousand year old book between the cheeks of the abandanded Sofa.
She gave this book to dahlia, hoping for answers..what a time to find out your friend is ilitarate.
Sophie couldn't understand the text so she turned it in to the FBI (freaky bitches ivestigate) ah, what a colorful bunch.
Panic arose when our doomed future was clear. (happiness to the goths)
for some reason, Robbie was not surprised.
All the color got inverted. Night turned to day...and we knew..."the bitish uhh, i mean Aliens are comming"
THE ALIENS...they came with their kinky sex toys.
The end is rear..i mean NEAR. Yeah, thats the word.
Nobody could resist the Alien seduction...why would they want to?
They were off..stealing virgenities...makeing orgasms better.
Taking off clothes.
coruppting young souls...turning them into sexual deviants...
Leaving ppl satisfied unaware of their soon to be horrid fate.
THEY ALL STARTED GAINING " A little weight" (except for the one in pink...those horrid McD's fries)
Then the dead people got pissed off cuz they were considered "anorexic" in hell and you know how dead people are with lables...worse than Diana on the second day of her period.
anyways...
The dead people reclaimed the Earth and Tupac joined Elvis for a duiet creeping out the Aliens...and then Tupac joined the backstreetboys and banged brit. spears...life on earth was freaky.
The Dead people took the Aliens to each a Double meaty cheese burgar and made them suffer their own fate.
Then they threw them into hell...with the help of our Governator.
The Aliens were very revengful so they went into the pit to look at the faces of the Aliens (it was awesome) until they got stuck there...like that little sweet girl in that well that kills ppl...she's so cute!! (the ring..)
Everything was back to normal. Stefanie went on a Subway diet and dahlia is now reading the story of the three bears (that goldie locks chick)
THEN END!!!!
Or is it?
dun dun DUUUUNNNN
Brought to you by Chase Best and Sophie Sperling